Jeff Dunham Standup Comedy Fans

Jeff: “Bubba J, why are your pants lower every show?”
Bubba J: “Fuel efficiency.” 😏
Jeff: “That makes no sense.”
Bubba J: “Less fabric… more freedom, Jeff.” 😂
Jeff: “Freedom for WHAT?”
Bubba J: “For my bad decisions to breathe.” 🔥

Jeff: “Walter, I found a fan comment saying you’re the wise one.”
Walter: “Finally… someone with internet AND taste.” 😒
Jeff: “They also said I’m the heart of the show.”
Walter: “Sure. Every body needs a heart… but nobody comes to see it talk.”
Jeff: “That’s cold.”
Walter: “No, Jeff… that’s a comment section with honesty.” 😂🔥

Fans: “Jeff! What’s it like being famous?”
Jeff: “Mostly smiling… while strangers yell puppet names at me in parking lots.” 😎
Fans: “So… normal celebrity stuff?”
Jeff: “Yesterday a guy screamed ‘WHERE’S WALTER?!’ louder than my GPS.” 😂
Fans: “What’d you do?”
Jeff: “I pointed at traffic and said… ‘He’s stuck complaining in there.’” 🔥

Jeff: “My wife said I should act more mature tonight.”

Wife: “I said one dinner without arguing with a puppet.”

Jeff: “That’s the same thing.”

Wife: “No, Jeff… maturity is knowing Walter is not your therapist.”

Jeff: “He gives advice.”

Wife: “He gives refunds to your confidence.” 😂🔥