Kathy Shaffer Shaak

Lol

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Yesterday I bought some regular sausage at the store—nothing special, just wanted to make myself a couple of sandwiches. At home, I cut a few pieces, ate them, and put the rest in the fridge. Everything was fine. 🤔
Then in the morning, I decided to make breakfast, took out the same sausage, grabbed a knife, and suddenly realized it was cutting strangely, as if there was something hard inside. I thought maybe it was frozen. But when I cut another piece, the knife got stuck. I looked and was stunned: something was shining right in the middle of the sausage. 😱
At first, I thought it was a piece of metal. I started poking around, and suddenly, from the pink mass, I pulled out... a flash drive. A regular flash drive, several gigabytes in size. 😲 I shuddered with disgust—I'd already eaten this sausage! How could a flash drive end up inside a factory-made product, and not the cheapest one at that? But curiosity overcame disgust. I turned on the computer, inserted the flash drive, and froze at what was on it. 🤔 I gave the details in the first comment, but you be more careful. 👇👇

Garlic Butter Chicken Penne in Creamy Alfredo Cheese Sauce

Ingredients

1 lb penne pasta
2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch pieces
1 tsp garlic powder
½ tsp onion powder
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup chicken broth
4 oz cream cheese, softened
1 cup shredded mozzarella..
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