Two Toes Up Reflexology and Massage, PLLC

After our hearts were broken last week, when 10 yr old Pixie cat crossed the rainbow bridge, I went to Beans and Whiskers cat café in Harrison, Arkansas, and got 2 more babies.

Met Teenie Belle (white and striped), and Tiger Lilly (striped cat). Both are fully vetted and almost 2 yrs old.

Tollie Mae is managing. She likes having something to bitch at...and not be alone anymore. But she's not friends with them. Just points out all their wrong doings.

I'm home most of September 2026.

I will be on the road Friday Sept 18th thru Monday Sept 21st.

Otherwise I have some massage spots open.

I better hear from every one of you kids, who are always upset that I'm on the road.

Call/text me at 870.688.7787 to get on the schedule.

www.twotoesupgreatmassage.com
See page 2/Services for massage info

My kitten baby Pixie, crossed the rainbow bridge today.

Got home last night to see her in distress.

She was 10 yrs old but her kidneys were failing.

She'd had a checkup in June and was 13 pounds...and fine.

Today she was barely 9 pounds.

I've never lost an indoor kitten this young.

The worst thing about this process is bringing the empty crate back inside.

Hello Facebook children....

Auntie Christabelle has put together a Human Trafficking conference called Trafficking Pumpkins 2026.

Thursday, October 15th, 2026, from 9a to 4p central time, at Venue 121, in Harrison, Arkansas.

Massage therapists will be able to receive 6 hrs CEs, (NCBTMB in person and Zoom approvals pending). Anyone else who attends will receive a Certificate of Completion once the final evaluations are completed.

The target audience is anyone 18 yrs old and up.

If you've been paying attention, you know we have a Trafficking situation here. Trust me, the massage therapists are FOR SURE, paying attention.

Call/text me at 870.688.7787 to sign up and make payment. You dont get a seat until payment is made.

You'll fill out a Google form, where you choose in person or virtual attendance, and then the way you want to pay.

While I am posting this information here, there is a different website. Visit www.arkansasstopht.com to learn more.

See the enclosed screenshots for the facebook event information.

Those of you keeping track....

Paid my little circus house off today.

I own a 19 yr old business I created, a 9 yr old paid off car, and now a 4 yr old paid off circus house.

Still got credit card debt and that damn disaster loan left to pay off.

But one less brick in the bag of debts feels pretty good.

I may have treated myself to lunch and cookies to celebrate.

Happy 19th Anniversary to my business.

Started August 8th, 2007

I'm still here. Been on the road alot.

Went to Texas in July for the Ehlers Danlos conference. It was difficult to sit there for 3 days and listen to massage get dogged by this population. Bottom line with this group is once diagnosis happens, it's diet, medication, surgery, water exercise, banding, that helps the most. Massage wise they said manual lymph drainage or myofascial release works the best.

I could've gone the rest of my life and not sat thru that conference. Nevermind it was 9000 degrees in Texas.

I have maybe 3 classes I'm teaching in August.

Otherwise, I'm home and at the office for most of August

I am gone August 25th and 26th for death investigation class. You knew I was gonna throw something deceased into the conversation.

I have massage openings for August. Send me a text to 870.688.7787.

I'm also working on the human trafficking conference, October 15th, 2026, in Harrison. It will have a Zoom component for those who don't make the drive. Working on CEs for massage therapist with this conference. However, anyone can attend the conference who's 18 or older.

When I'm not working or working out, I've got the laptop in my hands.

Drink plenty of water and electrolytes and watch how you talk to me in this heat.

www.twotoesupgreatmassage.com

Happy Independence weekend!!

The judge is on vacation likely until July 15th, so if you do something legally stupid, you may sit in the pokey for a week and a half.

Also, use a CEMENT BLOCK NOT YOUR DAMN HANDS, to hold a firecracker you just lit. For some of you, this is the last weekend with all your fingers, because you'll roll your eyes and do it anyway.

I'm running out of available appointments for July due to travel obligations, so get your maragarita head out of your sweaty butt and get on my schedule. Call/text me at 870.688.7787.

Not listening to your tears when you try to get in last minute and I'm covered up with everyone else who got in line, waited their turn and you're trying to cut to the front.

Nobody wants to play with the stinky kid in class....wash your butts, crevices, pits, and feet with SOAP. Ain't nobody want to smell you in July because you're cleansing with sweat. WEAR DEODORANT!!! And if you come in here with nasty sandal feet, and I have to wash them, I'm charging you for that. And it won't be cheap either. Auntie Christabelle is NOT THE MOMMA and isn't making you presentable.