Chop N' Run

We chop for the bros on our block Do you remember your last haircut? We're guessing it went a little something like this:

1. Wake up
2. Hop in the car
5. We agree.

Realize your hair is a mangled mess and that your last cut was 2+ months ago
(Sometimes, you may even need others to bring this to your attention.)
3. Schedule an appointment at the nearest barber (or if you're really crunched on time, skip this step altogether)
4. Drive to said destination
6. Spend at least a few minutes waiting for the man with the scissors to tend to you
7. Get the cut
8. Shell  ...