DanaMac

Today… today is the day that I woke up & it F I N A L L Y hit me that a b* is deadt a* pushing THIRTY round this mf😩😩😩 YIIIKKKKEEEESSSZ😭

but guess what though? I’m STILL getting ID’d when I buy to***co & alcohol. Yessiiirrrr, good genes😎😜😂😂

Listen…

Mfs counting me out doesn’t do anything but stroke my mfn ego frl. Wtbs, bless the mess that thinks the “P” for PRESSD’T but naaahhhh.

THEEE ONLY thing that bothers me about folks frl & gets me hung up frl is how fcking weird mfs are frl, istg cause boooooaaaaaa😂😂😂

& to my Mom, T H A N K Y O U to my Mom❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤪

Listen…

Idk why my Mama & Grandma felt like it was a good idea to leave this mf & PUT ME in charge bc nooosssuuuhhhh, ts is just bad for bidness cuh. Cause booooooaaaaa!😂😂😂😂😂

Ts don’t come with an instruction manual, an AI Assistant or ‘NATHINNNNN’!? SHHHHIIIIAAAATTT. It’s only Day 3 & I done already dropped the Spirit Stick! Yikes..🫠😭😭

Baby, listen. Let me tell you something….

I am not in the business of Deceiving a SOUL into liking me! Either you like me or you don’t!

It’s not in me to force a connection & that’s just real.💯🔥

ISO… A commercial space or suite for a Nail Studio👀🔥🔥

Either you stand for something or you fall for anything. The cheapest thing to buy is a mf that’ll lie🤷🏾‍♀️💯

… Listen… 🥹 what a time to be alive😩😭

The Era was just LIT frl🔥🔥🔥 🤷🏾‍♀️

I found the cutest darn overalls for Harper thinking it was gonna give Dora the Explorer & booooaaaa, was I friggin’ wrong! 😩

It was deflee giving Handy Manny instead. She looked like she was ready to go build some s**t instead of explore🤣🤣 looked like she was ready to go paint somebody’s house & install their sheet rock😭😭 I hate I wasn’t able to get a mfn picture!🥹😭

she was still cute as a button though, she still pulled it off fasho🔥🔥🔥

I done lost a lot of sh*, but I ain’t never lost my mind though💡🍯

I’ve been seeing mad people buy this “Irish Butter”. What’s the hype?🤔

I could have been rich off of school supplies & handwriting but I chose to listen to my Grandma.

I could have deflee been rich off of YouTube bc I existed during the Tagged era but I listened to my Grandma.

I could have been rich off of Graphic Design buuutt, I listened to my Grandma.

Gotdamnit Grandma😒😂😂😂😂

It was the moment that London pointed out that it was 12/31/23…🤯🫡😭😭