Pit Stop Barber Shop & Parlor

The long-awaited and long-rumored grocery store coming to Harvest Town Center will be a Tom Thumb store, according to construction project filings with the state

I want to let all my Customers know that I have loved the relationships that have been built while having the opportunity to be of service to you. I've learned so much on a daily basis because of You all.
After 35 years of standing behind this chair, it's physically time to hang up my Clippers & rest. This, being the very final chapter of my life, is going to be dedicated to my Family & enjoying Nature at our home of NottaLottaAcres.
Sorry for the short notice & thanks in advance for understanding. Please keep the memories alive & think of me as I will most certainly be thinking of all the fun we've had !!!!!
I love each & every one of you
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Dinah Mallory

AT&T stands for "Ain't Talking & Texting" today.

Last Will & Testament: His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak.“My son, Sam, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”“My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”“My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound. The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says: “Mrs. Boone, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property. The wife replies, “The as***le has a paper route”

REPOST-🚨 Public service announcement 😆
If you are new to Justin Texas, we are about to experience “Texas Winter”. This is 6 or 7 days of cold, maybe some ice and snow. They will threaten snow. It may snow, it may not and if they say 2 inches it could be 10 or it could be 1/2”. It doesn’t matter how much snow it is, we’ll all freak out because we don’t see snow often.
The threat of snow (or ice) is your prompt to head to the grocery store and buy milk, eggs and bread. It doesn’t matter if you need these items. It’s just what we do. Everyone in town will be there.
You’ll also need to make a mad dash for faucet covers and finding them and getting out of the store will be like an episode of the hunger games. You’re in the redneck district.
Don’t look for a sled. You won’t find one. In the rare chance we get enough ice or snow to sled grab some cardboard or a trash can lid and go find the nearest hill. Yes, we know it’s not a hill. You live in the flatland, just go with it. You’ll be alarmed by the fact that you’re “sledding” towards a bar ditch, fence or maybe into a farm to market road.
Just go with it.
You’ll be fine.
We don’t have equipment to handle the winter and weather. The roads will be a mess and even though the state has been telling you for a week they’re ready, they’re not and it won’t work. Just stay home if you can and if you can’t just come to terms with the fact that nobody here knows how to drive in snow and ice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT talk about snow tires.
If you happen to slide off the road or get stuck, turn your flashers on, take a deep breath and wait. Two guys in a four wheel drive truck will be along in no time to offer assistance. Don’t try to help them, they live for this stuff, and will do what they can to get you back on the road. If either one of them screams “hey y’all watch this” just get back and get your phone out and start recording, you’ll probably have a viral video.
Also of note, when they offer you beer and deer sticks, don’t be rude, take them and smile.
No matter what you do, don’t talk about how they did it back home in any of these scenarios.
Nobody cares.
You live in Texas now.
Texans know they live in the greatest state in the country and it’s our way or the highway.
When we act like we’re going to die and start to complain about the 7 days of winter just shut up, we’re serious and we don’t care how much you love it.
We don’t.
You’ll be back in shorts and flip flops in a week to ten days and it’ll be nice until right around Easter.
Texas “second winter” will be 2 or 3 days and will hit right around Easter, usually the week before or the week after. This will hit right around the time you plant flowers and a garden.
We know you’re not from around here when we see you’ve planted flowers before Easter and before the “second winter” has hit.
This is why all the people at the nursery don’t sound like us when you’re shopping for plants.
We know better.
During second winter it’ll go from 70 to 25 and you’ll experience all four seasons in one day.
This too shall pass, get used to it and when second winter is over you can enjoy the 3-4 weeks of “spring” before summer gets here and it’ll be melt your face off hot until sometime around Halloween.
All 💯 Facts.

Fair warning
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This is Dinah, i hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving & looking forward to Christmas... I'm reaching out on FB to update everyone of our going ons ////_A week ago today, Miss Scottie decided to make her appearance... a little early but she's doing well & she's definitely a little butterball....
Amanda will be busy for a while & needs Prayers while having to go back & forth to NIC-Unit until Miss Scottie is released. Please be patient with her...She came in weighing 2lbs 10ozs... she's a tiny little bag of dynamite, she's a fighter for sure.
With that being said, we'd all like to request that if you are the least little bit ill, PLEASE stay home. We deal with the Public as well as our own Families. No-1 needs illness that can be prevented.
Also, I will be setting up a jar to help Amanda out financially, it will be at her station....our work is contigent on us being here. We're Family here & take care of one another when the need arises...I'm sure Amanda would appreciate any help offered....usually i work by appointment & only on Monday & Tuesday but will be taking walk-ins on days that I'm able to come help out... Denny will still be here Tuesday/Wednesday & Thursday also
Special Thanks to all of our Regulars that are understanding & Prayerful