Tummy Table

Helping my mentor with getting his book out there.

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Written by retired Police Chief John Distelrath after 32 years in law enforcement and decades of teaching leadership.

You don’t supervise police work.
You supervise people.

The eBook is FREE September 2nd and 3rd on Amazon.

Available now on Amazon.

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1st PLACE. 🥇

Today, Tummy Table took 1st place at the Moonshot Rural Arizona Pitch Competition in Bullhead City.

That means this idea moves on.

Next stop: Phoenix in October for the statewide finals.

This has been years of building, testing, pitching, getting told no, changing directions, and continuing anyway.

Today was a win.

But it’s not the finish line.

Bullhead → Phoenix.
Local pitch → State finals.
One step closer.

Thank you to everyone who has supported this from the beginning.

Now we go compete again. 🚀

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Some of you may already know me from the Bullhead City and Kingman areas.

I’m now moving into Kingman full-time, opening up more availability, and focusing my work between Kingman and Lake Havasu.

Over the years, I’ve worked on:

Physique champions.
Bare-knuckle boxing champions.
Super Bowl champions.
UFC (interim)champions.

And I’ve also worked with people dealing with:

Parkinson’s.
Joint replacements.
Sciatica.
Chronic pain.
Old injuries that never fully went away.

People ask me all the time:

“So you specialize in athletes?”

No.

I specialize in injuries.

Athletes just happen to collect a lot of them.

If your body hurts, feels restricted, or just isn’t moving the way it should, that’s where my work begins.

Mohave Massage & Recovery — now expanding availability in Kingman

Modern bodies need modern inputs.

We sit more. Move less. Load differently. Then wonder why the same old recovery tools don’t always fit the problem.

That’s the lens behind Fluid Integrity, the Tummy Table, and the work I’ve been building around recovery.

My books are available now on Amazon and Apple Books — search Mike Bailey.

And one more thing…

The first Foam Rollers prototypes are finally on the way. 👀

A little reminder for the guy who jumped into my last Shark Tank post acting like he understood what happened:

You didn’t.

You looked at my profile, saw one photo, and decided to explain to me that it was my job to make sure the producer understood the pitch.

Steve
Dipsh*t — if you had actually read the caption, you would’ve known she understood it well enough that she literally forgot to ask me my ask.

I was already walking away when she smacked her forehead and said:

“Wait — what’s your ask?”

I told her:

$1,000,000.

And I followed it with:

“It’s a 40-year untapped industry.”

I also knew right then I probably wasn’t moving forward, because she never even tested the Tummy Table.

That event happened over a year ago.

A few months later, I lost my dad.

At the same time, I was fighting for him in court and dealing with a chapter of life that had a hell of a lot more weight than whether some random as***le online approved of my pitch.

So before you come onto somebody’s page trying to sound smarter than them, maybe take 30 seconds and actually read what they wrote.

Otherwise you’re not giving insight.

You’re just being an ignorant dipsh*t with Wi-Fi.

And for everyone else:

That Shark Tank wristband is still on my board.

The Rolex ad is still there.

The $1,000,000 ask is still there.

Not because I’m pretending I already made it.

Because I haven’t forgotten where I’m going.

I missed one shot.

I buried my father.

I kept building.

And I’m still coming.

The goal did not change.

Last night was my last night living in Bullhead City.

For the past five years, Bullhead, Golden Valley, Kingman, Laughlin, and Mohave Valley have all been part of the center of my business.

People have driven more than 30 minutes to see me from places like Hackberry, Dolan Springs, Yucca, and even Tonopah.

Now the center shifts.

I’ll be living full-time in Kingman, increasing my availability there, and putting more focus into Kingman and Lake Havasu moving forward.

What’s interesting is that Kingman isn’t exactly new for me. I’ve already been working there for the better part of four years.

But this is the first time in five years that I’ll actually be building from Kingman full-time.

The book The Alchemist keeps coming to mind.

The lesson I took from it was never about magically turning things into gold.

It was about paying attention.

Following the omens.

Recognizing when one path keeps closing and another keeps opening.

Sometimes the gray cloud is not the end of the story.

Sometimes it is just pointing you toward the next place you’re supposed to build.

Bullhead was an important chapter.

Now it’s time for Kingman.

And I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next.