GolfmomLinz

May you raw dog a sense of peace, joy & happiness today. 🫶🏻⛳️

Golf balls are replaceable. Snacks are not. 😂⛳️

Some people pack light for 18 holes. I apparently pack like there’s a very real possibility we’ll be stranded somewhere between holes 7 and 8.

At least my MOSH - The Brain Brand® bars have 20g of protein + a signature brain blend that supports focus 🧠… which feels particularly important considering some of the decisions I make on a golf course. 😂

Guys- comment your WORST most unhelpful swing advice here

And the audio says it all

🚨 PAR-GATE 🚨

In light of OreoGate, I felt it was finally time to address something that’s been weighing heavily on me…

My friends keep making pars in front of me. 😔

I’ve clearly communicated that I’m currently a bogey household, yet they CONTINUE to bring pars to the golf course. ⛳️

At this point it feels intentional.

Please respect my boundaries during this difficult time. 🙏🏼😂

No golf besties were harmed during the making of this fictional text thread 😂