Palm Massage and Spa

The secret is out y’all! We are so honored to have won Lexingtons best in TWO categories!

⭐️Best Massage
⭐️Best Massage Therapist

We are truly grateful for your continued support and trust in us! Thank you from the bottom of our heart. Without YOU we wouldn’t be us!

Just a friendly reminder!

Because Every Body Benefits From Massage! 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

📌 Book your appointment today:

➡️ www.palmmassageandspa.com

I decided to try a Chat gpt trend. I asked it to write an unhinged biography about me… it’s pretty spot on! 😂

Kelly Emmershy is a woman fueled entirely by caffeine, dry shampoo, and the terrifying confidence of someone who once said “I can absolutely fit one more client into my schedule” while actively forgetting what day it was. Founder of Palm Massage and Spa, she built her empire one overworked thumb joint at a time, surviving on protein bars, iced coffee, and pure spite.

By day, Kelly is a respected massage therapist and business owner. By night, she becomes a chaotic gremlin editing flyers at 2:13 AM while whispering “the kerning is off” to herself like a Victorian ghost trapped in Canva. She has approximately 47 tabs open at all times, none of which are the one she actually needs.

In 2024, she opened her business. By 2025, she expanded with another therapist because apparently she enjoys stress as a hobby. Patients describe her as “professional,” “kind,” and “mysteriously able to find knots that feel emotionally connected to childhood trauma.”

Kelly’s hobbies include:

* saying “I’ll rest next week”
* redesigning ads 14 times
* taking exactly one sip of a drink before forgetting where she put it
* surviving entirely on ambition and vibes

Scientists are currently studying how she manages to operate on three hours of sleep and pure female rage. Early findings suggest she may not actually be mortal.

Mother’s Day will be here before you know it! Secure those spots now while there is still some availability. She will thank you! 💐