Grooming Lounge

Just a couple soon-to-be available action figures from the Grooming Lounge Barbershop + Spa Collection. First drops include Barber Arash and Skin Care Expert Christine.

2,000% tariffs on shampoos that aren’t awesome, like Grooming Lounge The Best Shampoo? Just a thought.

Well it’s finally back in stock Cameron! Hope you’re happy.

HOT TAKE ALERT: Like our friends , we agree that “not smelling like a pile of sh*t” is a solid benefit of regular showering. Super-duper article NY Post!

We usually don’t post promotions as “posts,” we just spam you through our “stories” with a head’s up about the latest and greatest offers to shave you money on the path to enhanced handsomeness. But this offer is so darn good, we just figured it might be “post worthy.”

So from now until you hear differently, we are offering a BOGO offer that’ll knock the powder right off your socks. It’s BOGO 60% that earns you 60% off every product and set on site when you buy another. Yep, you can literally save like $75+ on your overall order. Don’t be a wuss, use the below code at checkout and get a deal on the best men’s grooming goods on earth!!!

BOGO60

Not sure if it applies to us, but apparently Elon M. has asked gov’t affiliated companies to submit a list of the things they accomplished last week — or risk being terminated. We don’t want to be terminated — so here goes…

5 THINGS WE DID LAST WEEK — ELON ASSIGNMENT
1. Provided over 750 men’s grooming services to make men feel handsomer.
2. Shipped over 500 orders for elite Grooming Lounge products across the US and Canada (potential new state?)
3. Received back into stock our Some Hair Cream product to the delight of politicians with hair nationwide.
4. Continued to improve our newly updated web destination.
5. Delivered amazing experiences

A New Site For “Sore Eyes” (and smelly pits and hairy faces and dirty hair….):

So our new Grooming Lounge site is live and in action. It’s really quite something, showcasing a laser-focus on our Barber-Created and Award-Winning Grooming Lounge products and our iconic Barbershop + Spa in the DMV.

As we’ve mentioned in some recent communications, we’re heading in a new online direction here at GL, putting all our handsome eggs in the Grooming Lounge product basket and moving away from offering so many partner brands. We’ve had a great run with those awesome brands, but it’s time to “worry about ourselves.”

Don’t fret though, we’ve still got the head-to-toe solutions needed to help every guy look and feel his best. And with out-of-stock items rolling back in early next month and a slew of new introductions coming in the new year, rest assured the future is real-ass bright around these parts.

Please take a second to check out the new site. Click around… and if you find any errors or omissions or stuff we need to fix, please send us a note on here or to [email protected]. We’ll even offer up some gift cards for folks who find quirks we end up fixing!!!

Thanks for your time.

You can’t win ‘em all we guess. The attached first image is an online message we received from a gentleman who has been a loyal customer for more than a decade. It “appears” he’s not thrilled with our recent “pairing down” of our product selection — which we’ve done for business reasons and so we can add more focus on our Barber-Created Grooming Lounge products. He doesn’t seem to be a fan of this direction and asked that we do some colorful “things” to his genitalia as a way of apologizing???

But as you can see from our response (the second image), while we wish him well and tons of future handsomeness, our menu of services does not include his requested service. Here’s hoping he finds it elsewhere.

Thanks for your support.

A quick holiday dinner for the best team on planet earth!

Do not use the same bar of soap on your face that you just used on your rear end or other man zones. Just a tip from your good friends at Grooming Lounge.

Save up to 30% Sitewide today thanks to a little thing called “CYBER MONDAY!” We’re talking serious shavings on top brands like and many, many more. But the offer will end when the day ends … so hop on the World Wide Web and make some handsome happen!

GOBBLE UP OUR BLACK FRIDAY DEALS WHILST YOU CAN! UP TO 30% OFF STUFF FOR YOUR HAIR, FACE, BEARD, BODY, BALLS, HANDS, FEET AND MORE!

$1 Million OBO

🇺🇸CABINET PICKS ANNOUNCED!🇺🇸

YOU CANT ARGUE WITH THESE “CABINET PICKS!”

So apparently, there’s been a lot of chatter and discussion about recent cabinet pics or selections? Who needs to worry about that political stuff, when the above picture shows all the cabinet needs you will ever, need. From body washes to face creams to fragrances, this cabinet has everything America needs to let’s handsomeness reign from sea to shining sea!

No matter your political party, we can all agree that adding extra handsomeness and savings to election day is a win-win message for America. Grooming Lounge is running on this platform and to really drive that home we’re offering $8 dollars off every single candidate/product in our lineup. Just enter the code VOTE8 to improve your personal economy and prospects.

No single review has ever encapsulated what we have built and are continually trying to build here at Grooming Lounge, then the review showcased here. Whether in our iconic barbershop and spa or with our products via our online grooming destination, we try to make men look and feel their best in every aspect of their life. We appreciate your support and if you have yet to experience a Grooming Lounge experience, what are you waiting for?

Pretty, pretty, pretty great shampoo.

🚨CROSS PROMOTION ALERT!🚨Looking forward to partnering with a seasonal retail icon to make this October “scary handsome.”