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Metairie Salon/Mobile in NOLA
05/08/2026
All Dolled up for Morganโs wedding ๐ค Itโs safe to say Iโm pretty conservative with bridal tans but every now and then thereโs a crew that can absolutely carry a deep bronze. Mission accomplished! ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
COME HELL OR HIGH WATER. Literally. We donโt cancel the tan. ๐โ๏ธ
04/14/2026
This girl realized at the airport that her $65 bottle of mousse was about to get taken by TSA because it was too big to fly
and instead of throwing it awayโฆ
she walked over to a plant
dug a little hole
and buried it
like it was something she was coming back for later
then got on her flight like everything was normal
went on her tripโฆ lived her lifeโฆ
came back FOUR DAYS later
went back to the same plant
and her bottle of mousse was still there
just waiting for her
Meanwhile airport security is probably reviewing footage like
why is she landscaping before her flight
but honestlyโฆ I get it!
When you finally find a tan you like
youโre not just throwing it away. Absolutely not.
04/13/2026
Yall know it better be a BIG deal for me to close up shop during peak wedding season. But for Mya and Cristian I didnโt hesitate. The sweetest, loveliest couple with sparkly smiles courtesy of Tanistry. โบ๏ธ We cried, the sky cried and then this perfect moment came along like it was meant to be. Look at Cristianโs pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! ๐๐
03/21/2026
Somehow weโve become the salon brides book withโฆ without a trialโฆ and sometimes without ever having had a spray tan at all.
And that is crazy wild when you think about it. I know there are a lot of salons that wonโt even take a bride without a trial. And I get it. But if you know me, you know Iโm going to roll with it.
What gets me every time is when they walk in and say, โmy friend told me Iโd be fine.โ What level of trust are yโall on?! I donโt even trust myself that much! ๐
And then this review came in today. Kelly had never tanned with us before, never even had a spray tan by a person. After a long and busy week at the salon, I needed this.
Honestlyโฆ the fact that someone they trust told them they could trust us?
Yeah. You right. ๐ค๐ฝ
๐๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ญ๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌโฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐โ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ข๐๐งโ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐.
I know AI feels like the easy button. Type in a prompt, get a list of cute names, pick one and done. But hereโs the part people donโt think about. ChatGPT doesnโt invent names out of thin air. It pulls patterns from what already exists on the internet. So a lot of the names it gives you are just remixes of businesses that are already out there.
Which is exactly how people end up accidentally stepping into trademark issues.
Ask me how I know.
My business name is trademarked. And over the past year Iโve had no less than TEN tanning businesses pop up using my name or something extremely close to it.
Ten.
And every time this conversation comes up, someone inevitably says:
โItโs not that big of a deal.โ
Actuallyโฆ it is.
Because the people saying that usually arenโt the ones who spent years building the brand, thousands of dollars on the trademark process, and even more time protecting it when someone decides to โborrowโ the name. Itโs easy to say itโs not a big deal when itโs not your time, your brand, your reputation, or your legal bill. AI doesnโt create originality. It only recycles what already exists.
So if youโre starting a business, please do yourself a favor before you fall in love with the name a robot gives you, search it online and check for a federal trademark on USPTO website.
Because building a brand takes yearsโฆ and finding out later the name was never really yours is a very expensive mistake.
And if youโre wondering whether your business name might be too close to someone elseโs trademark, feel free to ask. Iโm happy to help as much as I can and point you in the right direction before it becomes a bigger issue.
03/10/2026
โ๐ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฑ๐ณ๐ข๐บ ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ.โ
๐๐
๐ฎ๐ฐ๐๐น๐.
The goal has never been to look like you got a tan. The goal is to look like the best version of you!
Weโll always walk you through the process, because sometimes the tan people think they want is the one that ends up getting more attention than the person wearing it.
๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ, ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ญ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ. ๐ค
Spray Tan | Metairie | New Orleans
New Orleans Wedding | New Orleans Bride
03/10/2026
๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ, ๐๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ?! ๐ญ
Clients ask us all the time if tanning early because of travel or scheduling will still look good for the big day. When itโs done right, ABSOLUTELY! ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ฌ. Take a peek for yourself and see how well her tan held up!
This bride tanned with us on Tuesday before heading to Florida for her wedding and her glow held up perfectly for her Saturday vows. Come see us and see why so many brides trust us with their biggest day.
03/03/2026
Not the bridesmaid exposing her DIY planโฆ almost tanned herself for her wedding. I think itโs safe to say we are both happy she ended up at Tanistry instead! And I was so happy to meet this beauty in person. ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ!๐คโจ
02/19/2026
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