Mid-Modern Eyecare

What do you call a fish wearing glasses?

A see-bass!

An optimist says, “the glass is half full.” A pessimist says, “the glass is half empty.”
An optometrist says, “you both need glasses.”

Doctor: You need glasses!!
Patient: How could you tell?

Doctor: I knew as soon as you walked through the window

Happy International Dog Day!
Let's see your pups photos!

Dr will be back in the office on Monday but the staff is in to help with scheduling, picking up your glasses, or adjustments.

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
Everybody.

HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! post a photo of your pup! We would also love to hear your best optical humor :)

What do you call a poorly dressed dinosaur with glasses?

An EyeSaur

Thank you. We'll be here all week
(mon-thu 9-5:) )

I asked my Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, "first, your mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses"
"And then we'll see."

Police pulls over a man and says, "You're supposed to be wearing glasses"
Man: I have contacts.
Policeman: It doesn't matter who you know.