reLX with Lex

I labored for Labor Day and I wouldn’t have it any other way…..but if I worked for somebody I would have been a very angry potato if I had to work🤣🤣

Happy Labor Day 💜

One of my veterans accidentally came at the wrong time for his appointment. When he got here instead of thinking, “Maybe I got my appointment time wrong,” he said, “she would NEVER do this…something isn’t right.” 😭😂

And somehow his mind IMMEDIATELY went to somebody must be in there murdering me, and he was fully prepared to come in and save me! Thankfully he realized he was early before Dr. Elliott was going to be down a window😂😂😂😬

Who needs goons when you’ve got veterans?! 😂🫡 🇺🇸

Seriously though, I appreciate how much everyone looks out for me! Thank you for always having my back because I don’t think I can fight💜

My wife book me a massage and your wife don’t book you no massage☺️.

💜It’s massage time it’s massage time and nothings going to ruin my day💜

Jose Luis Per is my favorite TikToker right now! Who’s yours?

I know two things for sure….
1. It’s hot
2. Massages are super awesome and everyone should get one

Free will is great because who’s going to stop me from putting up my Halloween decorations on August 15th🎃😂👻

I need to know I’m not the only one out here making unnecessary but joy-filled decisions. It’s basically self care 💜. What free will shenanigans have you done lately?

Me: Rosie how would you like to celebrate the end of the first week of school?

Rosie: CC

Nap > doing laundry

Fun fact about me: I try to take a nap every day. I can almost guarantee that during the zombie apocalypse, nobody ever said, “Aww man, I really wish I would’ve done that laundry.” 🧟‍♀️😂

But I am sure somebody said, “Aww man… I really wish I would’ve gotten that massage.”

Moral of the story: the laundry will be there. Book the massage. Take the nap. reLX. 💜