The Yoni Day Spa

✨Our Pisces Sale has begun! Save 65% OFF products & services ✨

This is the perfect oil for S*X MAGIC.

Crafted with rare Blue Lotus Oil sourced directly from Thailand. This Blue Lotus Oil batch brings a sweet, creamy musk that alchemizes with your body’s chemistry becoming an unforgettable signature aroma.

This batch of oil was crafted for those who want to deepen their practice with s*x magic.
For those who want to harness the raw energy of your or**sm and use it to command what you want from the universe.
For those who are done with shallow, pleasureless, or**smless s*x.

💕This is a gift from my Scorpio Mars to your p***y. 💕

My favorite ways to use Spring P***y Oil:
🧘🏽‍♀️during meditation
✨to set an intentions for your or**sms
🌹yoni massage + womb massage

And I only made 30 bottles. We currently have 24 left.

all orders placed on Thursday + Friday are with USPS!
thank you for allowing to pamper your 😻

our first sale of the year ends soon. 💕

I’m coming back to the work I actually love — helping you understand your p***y and creating customized protocols.

I miss our conversations. I miss helping you make sense of what’s happening in your body.

So I’m starting here:

✨ Custom Yoni Steam + 15-Min Consult — $97 ✨

Here’s what you get:
→ A 15-minute private call with me where we talk about what’s actually going on (painful periods, dryness, infections, low libido, whatever it is)

→ I’ll recommend the exact yoni steam blend your body needs

→ I’ll ship it to you after our call

I’m only offering 15 of these. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

If you’ve been waiting for a sign to reconnect with your body (and with me), this is it.

Link attached to photo. 🧚🏽‍♀️

P.S. If money’s tight right now, send me a DM. Let’s see what we can work out.

✨ all products are 85% OFF for the next 24 hours or until things sell out!

✨ Code: blkfri

🥰 So y’all really want to book appointments again?! I reactivated my womb support hotline and we will be doing private yoni steams and yoga sessions in starting in December!!! I can’t wait to pamper yall again!!!

Our Black Friday Sale has begun!!!

Our Black Friday Sale has begun!

✨ Because you asked.

Yesterday’s sale brought in a wave of messages asking for the Intimate Body Wash to make a comeback.

So here it is — today only — in a brand-new 2oz size.

🌿 Same gentle, pH-balanced formula you love
🧳 Perfect for travel or trying it for the first time
⏳ Limited quantity — once it’s gone, it’s gone

This isn’t a regular restock. It’s a one-day drop made just for those who asked. ✨

✨ our summer sale ends tonight at midnight ✨

And while this country spins into chaos by repeating history, denying humanity, and policing our bodies, your rest is still radical. Your joy is still necessary. Your pleasure is still yours.

It’s July 4th.

And I don’t feel like celebrating a country that doesn’t protect us. But I do feel like reclaiming something. My breath. My body. My ritual.

The truth? I haven’t been yoni steaming.
Life got loud. The days got heavy and I fell off.
But this morning, I said it out loud: I want to come back to my p***y rituals. And tonight, I will.
Not on Live. Not as an event. Just me. At home. Quietly. And maybe… you, too.

🕯️ Light the candle
🌿 Boil the herbs
💦 Steam your p***y

No pressure. No performance.
Just an open invitation to reclaim your softness — in your own space, in your own time. I’ll be writing more soon in a blog post about this moment, about how we return to ritual, and how ritual returns us to ourselves. Maybe it’ll be two posts. One about the pause. One about the practice. But for now…Tonight, I steam. And you’re invited wherever you are. Because your self-care isn’t extra, it’s essential.

sale ends tonight!