Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge

Local Baltimore Man arrived to The Precinct for his Investigation and was arrested immediately after 😬
Our Undercover Task Force was alerted of a suspect for a BREAKING & Entering case who wanted an immediate investigation and solution before going on his vacation.
During the Investigation we concluded an immediate lock-up could happen to solve his case.
So, We solved it.
He made bail at $215.00
And he's been released to enjoy his vacay with a smile he can proudly show off.
If you or a loved one are guilty of a BREAK IN, text BREAK IN to [410 ] 205 9627 or file your smile report using the link.

Smile Depression is a real thing.
People are suffering.
Daily.
Missing out on life because they're ashamed and insecure.
Because they've had nightmare dental experiences.
Because the quotes they've been go en to fix the problem is astronomical.
Because they feel theres no solution im their reach.
Because they've prioritized everybody's smile before their own.
Because they've neglected the importance of oral care.
As a child, it may have been your parents fault.
But as a full grown adult... you are guilty. Your smile crimes are your fault.
And we give you the right to regain smiling.
Guilty Smiles DO recover.
Better late than never...lets take care of you ❤️

💎 Double Up 💎
The Jewel Heist Division landed on 3 missing bags of Diamonds from a recent Takedown.
We gotta get rid of them.
They'll be passing through Evidence next Friday so we have until then.
Add one jewel to your Open Case and the 2nd will be our little secret. It's on the house but this goes for the classic cuts and shades ONLY. Same sizes.
There's many shapes, sizes and shades in the loot tho.
Available while available.
📟 Text DOUBLE UP to The Dispatch (410) 205-9627 for first access.
🔑 Key Witness Members can upgrade to larger sizes and shapes at no additional bail.

The Precinct Opens in about 3 Hours - Our Intake Officer and Lead Smile Detective are about to arrive to prepare. There are 8 Lock-ups Listed on The Docket.
SUSPECTS, you get ONE phone call.
ONE Chance for a Visitor.
ONE Tip Off about our existence.
And you MUST use it on this visit.
It doesn't carry over ( Unless you're a Key Witness )
Come prepared to sing like a canary... and give your Anonymous Tip.

Who around you have you seen:

1. Covering their mouth everytime they laugh
2. Wearing their mask 24/7
3. Hating selfies and Hiding from photo ops
4. Taking pictures with stapled lips.
We'll never teeeellll that it was you. 🤫 unless you want us to. But help us show them that they have the right to regain smiling.
They'll love you for it later.

Evidence from a Lock- Up In The Smoker's Cell.
Suspect charged with:
1. Possession of Plaque
2. Smile Nudity
3. Stain Detaining.
Her Sentence:
1. Cosmetic Teeth Cleaning
2. 60 Mins in The Whitening Cell with Level 3 Clearance
3. Grand Larceny Jewel Heist for 4 Rosé Diamonds
Suspect also joined our Key Witness Membership and put her smile on Supervised Probation and in Protective Custody. This gave her a Whitening & Oral Care Kit to take home for maintenance + access to free monthly upgrade and smile rehab.
We WILL protect her investment and hold her accountable for remaining smiling.
As a Business Owner, her smile HAS to be captivating and clean for her customers. Smiling is contagious... it attracts people.
And That's always good business.
You go girl 😍

Mrs. Davis didn't find us.
She was tipped off after coming across another suspect with a smile so icy it literally committed Grand Theft attention. She couldnt resist asking " Wait. Where'd you get that?"
The suspect slipped her a little direction. A little intel about a little facility 🤭.
She filed her smile that same day and was found guilty...of Smile Nudity.
Her Investigation visit led her through The Jewel Heist Division where all of our confiscated diamonds and golds are hidden from The Evidence Vault.
She chose the diamonds for her case... then stopped.
.
Locked her eyes on a single gold piece.
She smiled "My husband would love this, its so New York".
She FaceTime immediately and opened an investigation for him. That same day. Paid in Full.
A little over one Week Later...
They both had robbed the jewelry vault.
Both smiles HIGH RISK and a danger to society.
The official report says they've been spotted in the streets staring at eachother and smiling all crazy for the world to see.
New York isn't ready for their return.
Now Hubby has requested another Heist for another Jewel AND a lockup in our Whitening Cell.
Guess he'll be a repeat offender.
What you doing for your partner fa'real?
Because if you're not noticing ways to make them smile harder...you're failing as a spouse 🙄

‼️ WANTED ‼️
The Jewel Heist Division is in search of Suspects to drop a few diamonds on from the EVIDENCE Locker.
This mission is TOP SECRET tho 🙊 because protocol says to dispose of every one of these diamonds from the last Jewel Heist.
But why would we ever do that when there's naked smiles running amuck in the city and these diamonds are clean as clean be.
There's only enough diamonds left for 4 more lays. We had 4 suspects come in this week.
If you want in, text WANTED to The Dispatch and share this intel with NOONE ELSE.
The Precinct reopens Monday 8 a.m.
Watch your phone.

Suspect plead guilty to Stain Smuggling this week. She's a a First Time Felon but she's been smuggling these stains forever...literally.
So we sentenced her to 60 Minutes in The Whitening Cell with a Level 3 Clearance
What does that mean?
The longer her smile is locked up... the more results she see.
The higher the clearance level... the deeper the gel penetrates...the more stains lifted.
So, suspect was released back into society 9 Shades Whiter.
The public has been warned to wear shades in her presence because the new smile is briigghht and blinding 😎😜
If you or a loved one are Smuggling Stains, its time to turn your smile in. Submit your Background Check for clearance so we can open an investigation.

🚧 IT'S A HEALTH HAZARD --> The swapping of Bacteria through Kissing is a Federal Offense in all 52 States.
While y'all are worrying about lettuce...please let us clean you up. Expunge the Evidence. Give your mouth a reset. A clean record.
If you or a loved one are currently commiting Possession of Plaque... fill out a Smile Background Check and GET BOOKED.
If it's your Bae or your Bookie Butt, send us an Anonymous Tip and we'll handle the rest...discreetly.
Your health and theirs depends on it.

🚨 CLASSIFIED// EVIDENCE LOCKER 07

A shipment of confiscated gold dissapeared from the Evidence Locker last week.
Officially... know one knows where it went.
Unofficially...The Forensics Lab has been very busy this past week.
Witnesses claim they seen our Lead Smile Detective in the hot pit...looked like a little melting pot.
Covering tracks and recasting it into custom Teeth Jewelry.
This can be neither confirmed or denied.
But what we CAN confirm is that the gold is being put to excellent use.
Custom crafted... surface fitting only so it's not like the old golds that ruined your teeth...it even seems like they're being added to partials and dentuurreess. Genius. Pure Genius.
We can't tell you what to do but Smile Background Checks are the first step.
There's a link... Use It.