The Muscle Matriarch

PSA: If you’re having trouble getting in with me because I’m booked out, PLEASE don’t just wait around in pain! 😂

I’m always happy to hype up and recommend other amazing local massage therapists. There are some seriously talented therapists in our area, and I would much rather see you get the care you need than suffer until I have an opening. 🫶🏼

There is plenty of room for all of us in this industry — supporting other local therapists doesn’t take away from my business. It makes our whole massage community stronger. ❤️

Here are some of my favorites 👇🏻

Storm Roberts, LMT
Mind Body Sole
Idaho Medical Massage
Lacey Bevan, Healing Hands Massage
Whispering Willow Massage and Pain Management
Lotus Relax
Radiant Chiropractic

A little business update 💛

I always said I would never close my schedule to new clients… but with how insane my schedule has become and endless requests for appointments, I unfortunately have to make a change.

At this time, I’m closing my regular schedule to new clients. If you’re interested in becoming a NEW client, you’ll need to plan on booking at least 2–3 months in advance, or you can request to be added to my waiting list.

I truly cannot put into words how grateful I am for the clients who have continued to choose me, trust me with their care, stay dedicated to their appointments, refer their friends and family, and leave the most amazing reviews. 🥹❤️

Every referral, review, rebooking, and recommendation helps my little business grow more than you probably realize.

Please remember that behind The Muscle Matriarch is one woman, one massage table, and one very busy single mom raising a boy with special needs. This business has given me something I value more than I can explain: the flexibility to be there for my son while also doing something I genuinely love.

I feel incredibly blessed that you all continue to support me, trust me, and allow me to do this for a living.

Thank you for keeping my schedule chaotic. 😂❤️ I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Looking for an inexpensive way to treat yourself? 💆‍♀️✨

Call and book an appointment at the College of Massage Therapy in Blackfoot!

Their student therapists are gaining hands-on experience! Whether you’re looking for some much-needed relaxation or just want to treat yourself without breaking the bank, this is a great way to support future massage therapists while taking care of YOU!

Back-to-school stress? We have the cure. 💆‍♂️📚
Restarting routines can take a toll on your body. De-stress and recharge with us!
🔹 Student Clinic Massages: Affordable, high-quality care that supports student hands-on learning.
🔹 Professional Massages: Premium care provided by our top-tier instructors and resident pros.
Give yourself the break you deserve this season!

Give us a call at 208-785-3823

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Are you tired of being held together by caffeine, spite, and questionable posture?

Do you make sound effects every time you stand up?

Have your shoulders become permanent roommates with your ears?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be suffering from Being An Adult™.

Luckily, I’m here to help. ☺️

💆‍♀️ 60 Minutes - $75
💆‍♀️ 90 Minutes - $110
💆‍♀️ 2 Hours - $150

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Sunday is for self-care… not just thinking about it, actually doing it 😌

Have you booked your massage yet, or are you still “planning to” for the third week in a row?

I’ve opened my schedule this week—come relax, reset, and let me work out all the stress you’ve been pretending isn’t there.

My clients hear me talk about fascia. Here is an explanation of what fascia is:

Fascia is basically the cling wrap of your body—it wraps around your muscles, holds everything together, and keeps things moving smoothly… when it’s behaving.

But life happens—stress, bad posture, workouts, injuries—and that cling wrap starts tightening, sticking, and pulling in all the wrong places. That’s when you feel stiff, sore, and wondering why your body suddenly hates you.

That’s where I come in.
Massage helps loosen that tight, sticky fascia, get things moving again, and remind your body how it’s actually supposed to feel.

Moral of the story:
If your body feels like it’s been vacuum-sealed… it’s probably time to get on my table. 💆🏻‍♂️