The Muscle Matriarch

Are you tired of being held together by caffeine, spite, and questionable posture?

Do you make sound effects every time you stand up?

Have your shoulders become permanent roommates with your ears?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be suffering from Being An Adult™.

Luckily, I’m here to help. ☺️

💆‍♀️ 60 Minutes - $75
💆‍♀️ 90 Minutes - $110
💆‍♀️ 2 Hours - $150

shiannewhitmorelmt.clinicsense.com

Sunday is for self-care… not just thinking about it, actually doing it 😌

Have you booked your massage yet, or are you still “planning to” for the third week in a row?

I’ve opened my schedule this week—come relax, reset, and let me work out all the stress you’ve been pretending isn’t there.

My clients hear me talk about fascia. Here is an explanation of what fascia is:

Fascia is basically the cling wrap of your body—it wraps around your muscles, holds everything together, and keeps things moving smoothly… when it’s behaving.

But life happens—stress, bad posture, workouts, injuries—and that cling wrap starts tightening, sticking, and pulling in all the wrong places. That’s when you feel stiff, sore, and wondering why your body suddenly hates you.

That’s where I come in.
Massage helps loosen that tight, sticky fascia, get things moving again, and remind your body how it’s actually supposed to feel.

Moral of the story:
If your body feels like it’s been vacuum-sealed… it’s probably time to get on my table. 💆🏻‍♂️

ADULTHOOD: stressed, sore, and ignoring it
HOT GIRL SOLUTION: treat yo’selffff ✨

Tight muscles? Increased stress? Need a minute to ignore the fact that you have to be a responsible adult?

I can help! Time to take care of your body. It’s the only one you have.

AND I can accept HSA/FSA as a payment method 🙌🏻

Shianne Whitmore, LMT - Licensed Massage Therapist in Pocatello, ID Licensed Massage Therapist in Pocatello, ID I specialize in therapeutic massage & pain management. I also offer Swedish & deep tissue, mobile couples massage, trigger point therapy, chair massages (best for events, parties, businesses, or corporations) I tailor each individual massage to your needs....