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Jesus take the wheel.
Easter is coming.
08/02/2025
She had no idea… and I’m still recovering from how perfectly it all worked out. 💍👽❤️
So here’s how the most elaborate proposal of the century went down (yes, it involved lies, a fake commercial, rockstars, stunt drivers, pole dancers and a laptop with a secret video 😂):
I hit up my old bandmate and good buddy Chad, who works at Goldfield in Roseville, and asked if I could borrow the stage for just a few minutes between changeovers. The idea? I’d make a “proposal video” and surprise her during the Alien Ant Farm show on July 31st — which, fun fact, was kind of our first “thing,” and honestly almost wasn’t… But the universe had other plans.
To keep it all a surprise, I filmed an actual fake commercial — with HER in it — where we talked about the proposal right in front of her face. No clue. None. It was my cover story so we could invite friends and family without her raising an eyebrow.
The real video — the actual proposal — was hidden on my laptop, and the whole plan hinged on her believing we were just going to show off the “commercial.” Then, bam. Plot twist.
Alien Ant Farm, being the legends they are, were not only down for it — they gave us a shoutout and shared us on their story 🙌👽. And let me tell you, when that video played, and she saw what was really happening… it was the moment. She cried. I blacked out. The crowd went nuts. Mission. Accomplished.
Huge thank you to: 💍 Carte Jewelers for helping me find the perfect ring (and being just down the street in our shopping center — shoutout small town magic) 🎤 Chad for saying yes when this wild idea first hit me 🎸 Eric Rushing & the whole Goldfield team for letting us take over for a few minutes 👽 Alien Ant Farm for the love, the show, and the story repost
And of course… to my bride-to-be. You are truly not from this planet. You’re some angelic, alien being sent from the pyramids to completely change my life. I’ve never been more sure of anything — except maybe how good I am at lying for love. 😇💫
02/02/2025
Last year I was changed forever, this year marks the year of travel. Taking the kids to new adventures. We are doing this let's go 2025!
12/22/2024
The Ta**us is strong like bull 💪🐂💯 ✨💇♀️🔥
11/01/2024
I got to take this awesome Ford Ta**us out to Marin County on the coast. The sun was shining, the windows were down, and we were cruising with the music blasting. 😎 There's just something about a scenic drive that makes you feel so grateful for life, you know? Big thanks to Serina for letting me borrow their sweet time on this earth! 🙌 Already dreaming of our next adventure... any suggestions? 🤔
10/15/2024
Had a great night, . We got a lot of interest in our car. Went to and stopped to see my childhood home.
We love you Nevada County!!
Thank you for the old memories
Now I will go make some new ones with my new life and hair patrol 2.0...
10/10/2024
Come say hi to us and get a limited edition sticker!! We love you!!
10/03/2024
Our next cop car shoot is probably going to be at our shop. I am very thankful for the experiences that I have got with having hair patrol 💇♀️🚓 I can't wait to see what happens next 💇♀️
Aftershock! You are next....
09/15/2024
New photo shoot coming this Tuesday!! 📸😎
09/11/2024
We love and miss our old crown vic .... but this 🐈 🧲 Ta**us has got some fun videos coming up soon... plays
09/11/2024
Tinted the headlights... her backside is next.
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