The Smidge Page

The official page for all things Smidge. Professional humorist, author, and motivational speaker. Certified Trainer for the Positive Coaching Alliance.

Amateur husband, father, and pool guy. www.justasmidge.com, www.amazon.com/author/schmatjen

06/03/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – You’ve heard of beer battered fish? Not like this...

The Bud Light Blob Don’t worry, it’s probably gone by now

05/27/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Thinking of getting engaged? Better hire a project manager…

Getting Engaged It's more complicated now

05/20/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Just like society today, I’m continuing to decrease the amount of wisdom…

46 at 54 Years and years of “wisdom”

05/13/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Ranch work is hard to come by on the Whitney Ranch…

Whitney Ranch Hands Less effective than regular ranch hands

05/06/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – I lost two jobs on Saturday…

The End of an ERA What a ride it was!

04/29/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – We’re going to beam energy from space, but you know, like safely and stuff…

Space Death Rays It should be fine

04/22/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – Chinese grammar isn’t what it used to be…

Spill Check Text with context

04/15/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – AI CEO cloning. What could possibly go wrong?…

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04/08/2026

The latest post is up at Just a Smidge – I believe men are far more likely to clean things with spit than women are. Sunday was no exception… - Enjoy!

Spitting on Your Grave Not in the bad way