Dead Relaxed: The Cadaver Massage Therapy

Looking for a sign to book a massage?

✨Weekend Openings✨

Saturday October 3rd
9:30am, 11am

Sunday October 4th
12pm

Message to book or with any questions!

What holds you back from getting a massage?

Is it finding the time? Wondering if it’s worth it? Or simply putting everyone else’s needs before your own? ( I know I'm guilty of that!)

Whatever the reason, consider this your sign to slow down, breathe, and give your body the care it deserves.

A massage isn’t just a luxury. It can be a moment to relax, reset, and reconnect with yourself.

So, what’s holding you back? Let’s talk about it in the comments!

If you’re looking for your sign to get a massage.. this is it!
(Always accepting new clients!)

✨Openings this week!✨

Saturday September 26th - 10am

If there’s something holding you back, message me! Let’s chat about it!

Don’t forget: I still offer the Pay What You Can program and I’m always willing to do trades with other small businesses!

We also love our regular clients- ask about our memberships to learn how to save on your regularly scheduled appointments!

Don’t go another day uncomfortable in your own body! Message to book📲

Last Minute Opening
TOMORROW
Friday Sept 18- 2pm
Message to book!

BOOKED
✨Last Minute Opening✨

Saturday, September 5th.
11:45am - 60 minutes available

☀️ **Vacation Mode: ON** 💀

Just a heads up—we'll be **CLOSED August 11th–23rd** while we take a little time to rest, recharge, and enjoy the last bits of summer.

If you've been thinking about booking a massage, **now is the time!** Appointments before vacation are filling up quickly, so grab one before they're gone.

We will NOT be answering messages while we are out of the office, all messages will be returned when we get back to the office on the 24th!

📅 **Last day in the office:** August 10
🌴 **Closed:** August 11–23
💆 Back to helping you relax on **August 24th**

Send us a message or book your appointment today before the calendar fills up!

✨Upcoming Openings✨

Saturday July 25th:
11am BOOKED

Friday July 31st:
8am, 9am BOOKED

Saturday August 1st:
8am, 9am-BOOKED, 10am-BOOKED, 12pm

Tuesday August 4th:
9am, 10am, 11am-BOOKED, 12pm BOOKED, 1pm

Wednesday August 5th:
9am, 10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm

BOOKED🖤

💥 A little time just opened up 💥

I have an appointment available this Saturday (July 18th) at 12:00 PM.

If you've been needing to relieve muscle tension, reduce stress, or simply take some time for yourself, this is the perfect opportunity to prioritize your well-being.

Message me to reserve this appointment. It will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis.

I look forward to helping you feel your best.

Dead Relaxed Family and Friends!

At Dead Relaxed, we strive to give everyone that walks through our doors 100% effort. That is why we put into place a cancellation / no show policy to ensure that we are able to stay as available to everybody as possible. This allows clients to have reserved time slots and ensures that everybody has the capability to get the services that they require.

This policy does not just protect our clients and their appointments, but respects the time of our therapist.

You can view our cancellation policy on our booking site along with our membership packages!

We hope to see you soon!

🩷LAST MINUTE OPENINGS🩷
Tomorrow, Wednesday June 3rd

9:30am - 60 minutes available
11:30am - 60 minutes available

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