NUish Tanning Salon

Closed tomorrow! Don’t forget!

Closing at 3 pm due to weather conditions and electrical concerns and power outages. Thank you for understanding.

We updated the 💩 post, but just in case you’ve been invested and missed it, here it is!

UPDATE #2 (💩 pun intended)! Culprit has been found and dealt with. Let this be a lesson for all phantom p**pers, pi***rs, and bloody tampon bandits: WE WILL FIND YOU 🫵! As far as this offense goes, I will not be releasing names, but rest assured my fellow sh*t sleuths🕵️, it has been taken care of. And if you thought this was fun, follow our page for more juicy stories. We have daily dalliances with pure insanity, and we aren’t opposed to calling people out. So next time you’re by yourself in a spa, salon, store, or restaurant, ask yourself, “is this 💩 worth my dignity?” Bc no, no it isn’t. TREAT SERVICE WORKERS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS! 🎤⬇️ 💅

We have the best customers! 🥰 They sure know how to brighten up a 💩 day! 😂😘

UPDATE #2 (💩 pun intended): Culprit has been found and dealt with. Let this be a lesson for all phantom p**pers, pi***rs, and bloody tampon bandits: WE WILL FIND YOU 🫵! As far as this offense goes, I will not be releasing names, but rest assured my fellow sh*t sleuths🕵️, it has been taken care of. And if you thought this was fun, follow our page for more juicy stories. We have daily dalliances with pure insanity, and we aren’t opposed to calling people out. So next time you’re by yourself in a spa, salon, store, or restaurant, ask yourself, “is this 💩 worth my dignity?” Bc no, no it isn’t. TREAT SERVICE WORKERS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS! 🎤⬇️ 💅

UPDATE! We have narrowed it down to 3 people. If you would like to keep your dignity and possibly your tanning privileges, you need to personally message me ASAP to fix this situation. At this point, it’s considered a crime.

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Can’t believe I’m having to post this yet again, but… WE HAVE A BATHROOM! In case you didn’t know, it’s considered bad manners to p**p in towels and put them in the towel drop. We had to throw away an entire basket of towels. I understand accidents, but you could have at least thrown it away or warned someone. We are investigating this right now, and best believe whoever gets caught (which you will) will be permanently banned from the salon with no refund and charged a clean up fee. At this point, it’s a health violation.

Unfortunately, we are closing down for the day, 5/22, due to severe weather and power outage. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding. Stay safe everyone!

Military and family will receive 25% off all purchases this Saturday! Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. ❤️

She takes care of everyone… let us take care of her 💕

This Mother’s Day, give her something that makes her feel confident, relaxed, and glowing ✨

Friday & Saturday ONLY:
• $15 OFF Monthly
• $10 OFF Sessions
• 30% OFF Lotions
• FREE Gift Bag with Gift Card Purchase 🎁

Because when she feels good… everything feels better 💖

Soft, glowing, and taken care of… just like she deserves 💜

Mother’s Day Sale! Friday & Saturday only:
• $15 OFF Monthly
• $10 OFF Sessions
• 30% OFF Lotions
• FREE Gift Bag with Gift Card Purchase 🎁

Treat her (or yourself) to a little self-care moment ✨