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History called. It said… maybe don’t ignore the red flags this time. 👀

5 Things Trump did this week that could be a t-shirt.

🧾 1. “One Big Beautiful Bill” Passes the House

Trump's sweeping tax and spending legislation, dubbed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act," cleared the House. The bill extends his 2017 tax cuts, introduces "MAGA savings accounts" for newborns, and slashes funding for healthcare and climate initiatives. Critics warn it could add trillions to the national debt.

T-Shirt Idea:
Front: "One Big Beautiful Bill"
Back: "Tax Cuts Now, Debt Later"

🛡️ 2. Launch of the "Golden Dome" Missile Defense Project

Trump announced the "Golden Dome," a multibillion-dollar missile defense system aimed at countering global and space-based threats. He claimed Canada is interested in joining the initiative.

T-Shirt Idea:
Front: "Golden Dome Initiative"
Back: "Defending America, One Dome at a Time"

🎓 3. Revocation of Harvard's Ability to Enroll International Students

The Trump administration revoked Harvard University's ability to enroll international students, citing alleged ties to anti-American activities. This move affects nearly 6,800 students and has sparked legal challenges.

T-Shirt Idea:
Front: "Harvard vs. Trump"
Back: "The Battle for Academia"

🕊️ 4. Ceasefire Talks Between Russia and Ukraine

Trump announced that ceasefire talks between Russia and Ukraine are set to begin immediately, following a conversation with Vladimir Putin. He expressed optimism about ending the ongoing conflict.

T-Shirt Idea:
Front: "Peace Talks in Progress"
Back: "Diplomacy Over War"

🎙️ 5. Executive Order to Defund NPR and PBS

Trump signed Executive Order 14290, calling for the cessation of federal funding for NPR and PBS, accusing them of biased news coverage. The organizations plan to challenge the order in court.

T-Shirt Idea:
Front: "Defund the Media?"
Back: "Freedom of the Press Under Fire"

New Executive Order just dropped…

❌ It bans facts and funds fascism.
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✅ Golf every weekend.
✅ Denial.
✅ A $400M jet.

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