Massaggio Galore

Don't forget that ANYONE can get ALL THE MASSAGE THEY WANT at HALF-PRICE during their birth month!

How is everybody's 2017 so far? :)

Mine is going well. Rich in work, rich in love. And I just had an excellent session with a client who commended me on the caring and skill that I demonstrate with every stroke. It does my heart good to hear, I tell ya.

Anyway, I just wanted to say hello. Remember:

ILLEGITIMAE NON CARBORANDUM!

(Don't let the bastards grind you down. :) )

New Yorker cartoonist and "Too Much Coffee Man" creator Shannon Wheeler drew this for me earlier this year, and all I had to do was massage him while he was in town!

The plan is for me to eventually have an entire gallery of massage/Massaggio Galore-themed art. Send the comic book artist/cartoonist/professional illustrator in your life my way, and if they wind up drawing something for my page, get $5 off your next massage!

Also get $5 off for sharing this. :)

Massaggio Galore is please to introduce MIDDAY MASSAGE MISHEGOSS!!! :D

What is Midday Massage Mishegoss (aka "3m")?

It's for the hurried professional (or, y'know, anyone else who wants to take advantage of it) who wants a short, relaxing, inexpensive massage in the middle of the day, during their lunch break. Think hand massages, foot massages, head and face massages, neck massages and clothed full-body sports-style massages. At last a massage that fits your busy schedule and gives you that relief right when you need it most: in the middle of your workday! And as if that weren't enough, bring two friends/coworkers/people you don't know to "3m" and your massage is FREE!

(Appointments not mandatory, but recommended.)

Midday Massage Mishegoss debuts on Tuesday, May 20. Share this on your own Facebook wall for $5 OFF YOUR NEXT MASSAGE!!!

Now open Sundays AND Tuesdays.

Hey, Seattle, who wants a MASSAGE?? :D

Hello friends of Massaggio Galore,

I'm pleased to announce that I am operating out of a new location. As of this moment, I am massaging in Seattle's Pioneer Building, 600 1st Avenue (in the heart of Seattle's beautiful and historic Pioneer Square), every Sunday.

I wanted you all to know that, to celebrate the new space, I'm offering 50% off ALL in-office massage services on Sunday the 23rd and Sunday the 30th. A 60-minute massage will be $37.50 instead of $75, a 90-minute massage will be $50 instead of $100, and a whopping TWO-HOUR massage can be yours for just $62.50 instead of $125!!

And bearing in mind the one-time savings of $10 that any of you can apply as a "thank-you" for liking Massaggio Galore on Facebook? Why, that's a better bargain than you've seen yet this decade! It's like "Thrift Shop." Seriously. Macklemore should be rapping about this.

This offer won't last, so call or e-mail now to get on my table at my shiny new office in Pioneer Square at RECESSION BUSTER RATES!

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