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Thank you to everyone who came out to our EP release show last night! 🥰✨ thank you Twilight Cafe and Bar for hosting us! Thank you to Merwulf and The Sh*tfits for rocking tf out with us. You all are so rad.

Shout out to everyone who showed up wearing their G.A.B. 🫵🏼💖 merch. It’s so awesome to see you all bopping around in the crowd in your grown ass bitch gear 👯‍♀️🫶🏼✨🫡

This will be our last show for a while. We don’t have anything booked in the near future however we are always working on new music and will be recording again next month! 🕷️🕸️

So stay tuned and don’t forget you can pre-order physical copies of the Make It Easy EP on our band camp!!! 💕✨💋👯‍♀️

Thank you alllll for an amazing EP release show last night 🥰💥Thank you to Twilight Cafe and Bar for hosting us and Merwulf The Sh*tfits for showing up and rocking tf out. You guys are so rad.

Shout out to everyone who showed up in their G.A.B. 🫵🏼💖 merch. It truly means so much to see you all bopping around in the crowd wearing your grown ass bitch gear 🫡💋✨

At the current moment, we don’t have any shows booked. We’re going to take some time to regroup. We are always working on new music and excited to start recording again next month!

Stay tuned and don’t forget you can order the EP in physical form on our Band Camp!

It’s official 💜 today we released our first single off the Make It Easy EP. Nutshell is now available on all streaming services and you can also add it to your IG videos and posts. 💜🔮🦄👾🪻We also have a music video linked in our bio.

If you have a minute please take a listen, save and share the song! This is our first ever release and we are beyond proud and excited. ☺️✨💕🌸

Thank you to Alycen Moussette Wilson Morris Vincent Durcan for brining this song to life on stage and in this recording. Could not do it without you rockers 🫶🏼

I wrote this song earlier this year while reflecting on my dating experiences. Specifically diving into the realization that although we might share similar life experiences, we all carry our own histories, dreams, wants and ideas of who we are.

Nutshell natuarally evolved into a song about wanting to connect with a part of myself that has always felt a little out of reach, and making life decisions because of that pull, even when other people around me, don’t totally understand it. ✨💜🥲

It’s about wanting to belong, wanting to be understood, and trying to find all the pieces of myself without losing the life and community I’ve already built💜💜💜

I hope you all enjoy this extremely personal piece of art that is now out in the world (yay!)

Xoxo Isabel

Alright y’all we have one more show planned for 2026 and it’s A BIG ONE 💥👊🏼✨

We are releasing our first ever EP and throwing a party to celebrate. September 25th at Twilight Cafe and Bar will be the release show/party and we want to see you there 🌸💕✨

We are so stoked to share the stage with The Sh*tfits and Merwulf 🥳🎸

Let’s dance, let’s sing and let’s support your local girl bands. Presale tickets are live (link in bio).

💋✨ GROWN ASS BUSINESS ✨🐀

Joining the corporatrecords Records family is Portland-based girly garage-pop band Grown Ass Bitch 💅🎸💖 — Grown Ass Bitch, better known as G.A.B.

G.A.B. was first conceptualized in Seattle during the COVID lockdown 🦠🏠 when guitarist Isabel and vocalist Alycen were living together. With nowhere to go and way too much time on their hands, Isabel picked up her baby blue guitar gifted to her by a friend 🩵🎸 and learned some barre chords. The two started writing songs together and talking about the girly punk band they wanted to create 💭💋⚡️

After lockdown, the two went their separate ways 💔✌️ Alycen moved to Portland and continued singing with Family Worship Center, while Isabel joined Seattle band Emi Pop on keys and backing vocals. During that time, they both deepened their love for playing live 🎤🎹✨, all while continuing to come back to the idea of the band they had started dreaming up in their living room.

When Isabel finally made the move to Portland 🌲💖, the two immediately linked back up, found a practice space, and started recruiting members to make G.A.B. a reality. They joined forces with drummer Vincent 🥁 and keyboard player Wilson 🎹, and the rest is history 💅✨

G.A.B. combines fuzzy, driving guitars 🎸⚡️ and catchy punk riffs with synth, vocal harmonies and big pop hooks 💖🎹🎀. Their songs pull from relationships, friendship, homesickness, heartbreak, questionable life decisions and the general confusion of being alive 🥲💔💋 — taking big feelings and turning them into something playful and fun as hell🪩👯‍♀️✨

Live, G.A.B. leans all the way in 💅💥 Bratty, high-femme, a little chaotic and never too serious 🎀😈💋 It’s garage rock with a pop heart and a live show built around making everyone in the room feel like they’re part of it 🫶🎸✨

And now these high femme garage rockers are officially joining the CorpoRAT family 🐀💖💅 to release their debut EP, Make It Easy, at the end of September 💿🎀✨

Go give Grown Ass Bitch a follow, turn it the f**k up 🔊💥 and stay tuned 👀💋

Thank you The Dream Roll for a truly epic event last weekend. ✨💕🌸 Shout out to WildTiny for making sure we sounded like pros 💥🎶🎸. Should out to LG for capturing these pictures 📸And biggest shoutout of all goes to the ladies who pole danced and twerked their asses off for our set 👯‍♀️🪩

We love you all and we LOVE OUR NEW TOUR VAN! 🚙

Next show is our EP release on September 25th - save the date!!!

Thank you to everyone who came out to Twilight Cafe and Bar last night. Special thank you to everyone who purchased merch ✨💋 please send pictures of your new G.A.B. Shirts/Bags/Patches in the the wild we would love to see ❤️❤️❤️

Every ticket, every shirt, every person dancing every new follower truly means the world to us.

We have 1 more Portland show before we go on a short break. Saturday we play Summer In The City 2! A family friendly DIY punk extravaganza at Gracies Bait Shop 🔥🔥🔥🔥 we play at 3pm!!

Thank you for having us at Punk Rock Pride yesterday ✨💋 want a blast.

G.A.B’s next show is in Everett WA at the end of July. After that we are back in Portland with a few truly epic shows in August, we are so stoked 😭😭

Thanks for all your love and support Portland you’re so rad. 💋💋💋💋🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✨✨🫰🏼🫰🏼😎😎