Esthetics by Trish

13 gallons of p***s.

MULTIPLE TIMES A WEEK.

Some of y’all are out here contributing to society.

I’m apparently contributing to the municipal solid waste stream. 💀

Anyway, book your Brazilian. I have a quota to meet. 🫡

A little work with me vlog!
Thanks to anyone who watches the whole thing lol

Nothing in esthetician school prepared me for the emotional support popsicle stick. 🫡

Mid-Brazilian.
Nose starts itching.
Hands are occupied.
Dignity? Optional.

I’m your esthetician now: part skincare professional, part gossip collector, part coochie caretaker. ✨

POV: I tell someone I’m an esthetician.

Them: “Oh! Facials?”

Me: “Those too… but mostly coochies and buttholes.”

watching them process that information like I just confessed to being a medieval plague doctor 💀

Respectfully…

I’m trying to see your brows.
Your lashes.
Your skin.
Maybe your bush.

Book the appointment already. 😌✨

“I’ve been thinking about coming to them for a wax.”

BABE. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Get in here. We’ll gossip (if you want), roast your ex (if deserved), and evict those hairs like they forgot to pay rent.

Your future smooth self is literally begging you.
💖✨

Your wax isn’t the problem… your aftercare is. 😘

If you’re only exfoliating and moisturizing the day before your appointment, we’re gonna have a little chat.

✨ Exfoliate 2–3 times a week.
✨ Moisturize every. single. day.

Why? Because happy skin = fewer ingrowns, smoother results, and hair that actually wants to come out at your next wax instead of clinging on for dear life.

I can wax you every 4–6 weeks, but what you do in between appointments makes all the difference.

Don’t make me fight your dry skin at every appointment. Help me help you. 😂

Being a Solo Esthetician isn’t for the weak!😅