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And its done……

Well tomorrow with just a few hours of work we should be done with this project………. and then guess what happens!?!?!?!?

What a long day. Kinda productive but still way behind schedule. I heard Walnut on the phone talking to her friend Stinky about a road trip to West Virginia in a week or so. I asked her about and she said Stinky has family there and he doesnt have his drivers license yet so she is gonna drive him down in his Grandmas Dads Cousins Twin Sisters Half Brothers station wagon. She is such a good friend.

Let me list all the things that got accomplished at this job today
1) Nothing
Such a long story…… so i decided to post some random pics from my phone…… so here ya go Oh and I almost forgot…Petco sent me and Walnut an email and Walnut decided to respond to it… see screenshots below

Sup peeps… Walnut Snickers again. Got a bit of a situation going on. Sooooooooo I have been tinkering around with a shrinking machine in the garage for a few weeks now. And I figured today was the day to test it out and who better to blast with the gamma rays from my new shrinking machine than the Snitch. So I tossed some chicken on the floor and when she was holding still eating I blasted her with the machine and guess what??? IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!! However she took off running and hid under a mushroom outside…. and the part I didnt think of was how to reverse it once you shrink something… sooooooo before that lady gets home I need to figure this out so if anyone has their own shrinking reversal machine at home send me a message ASAP!!! Amazon is saying 3-5 days for the parts I will need to make the reversal system….. someone help please

Well today we started yet another deck…. actually its a deck that will connect with another deck…. deck one is getting new floor….. deck two will be built from scratch…. this will be interesting…… for a few reasons…. one is because deck one and two are 17,000 feet in the air….. deck one has no access to where deck two will be so deck two has to get attached to deck one somehow…… yes it sounds complicated…. and yes its complicated and yes it rained on us and yes we almost died 46 times by sliding ladders and old deck floors that i can put my hand through. I stayed up on the unsafe deck while Brandon climbed the ladder 109,456 times to bring me supplies up… only got a couple pics. When I got home Walnut was in the garage messing around under a tarp… in the garage …I asked what she was doing and she said “working on her machine”…. I didnt have the strength to ask questions

Waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz UP MY PEOPLES??!?!?? Big Crazy entrepreneur Walnut S. here again! So I have come up with yet another brilliant plan to make me bazillions of dollars!!!! Here is just a few clues….. its purple and its gonna be oh so extra super spicy! Me and my friend Stinky have been talking and his dads sisters cousins neices moms brothers step twin helped us out a little with this project since they have been doing this for generations. I just tweaked “the formula” a bit. So Daddio is going away for a little while in a week so I can fill you all in soon but just be prepared to send me money cause errrrrrrbudy gonna want some of it!! I gotta head down to pick up “the purple” from down in West Virginia so Stinkys grandmas brothers mothers old neighbors niece has a ‘74 station wagon they are lettin us borrow for the trip…..stay tuned!!!!! Stay Groovy my peeps!

Literally just finished the deck an hour ago. Now i will shower and sleep for 17 minutes which is 1 minute longer than normal since i have postponed the next deck till Monday cause ai need a day to actually eat a meal…. do laundry…. restock supplies…. and start yet another deck on Monday morn.

Day 5 of Operation Resurface Huge Deck. We got rained on…. alot…….