Off Main Street Barbershop

I don’t know why doesn’t he do classify them and let us know? Do you have a point? To the person who posted this, do you? Or are you just still threatened by Democrats so much that you’re driving around town with your torn up flag even though you have the predator you voted for in office. What are you complaining about still ?

Reported by Jenny Talwertz, Senior White House Correspondent
WASHINGTON—In what experts are calling the most glaring case of political sportsmanship in modern history, President Biden and Vice President Harris spent four full years with unlimited access to every classified Epstein file on Earth and somehow never once leaked, declassified, or even accidentally tweeted a single damning page about Donald Trump.
“If those documents were really packed with Trump-destroying gold, you know we would’ve dropped them like a hot MAGA hat on January 6th,” said a visibly sweating senior administration official who asked to remain anonymous because “reasons.” “But we didn’t. Because we’re just that honorable. Or something.”
Sources close to the situation confirmed the duo’s deep, burning hatred for Trump remained at a constant eleven-out-of-ten the entire time. Yet mysteriously, the files stayed sealed tighter than Hunter Biden’s laptop in a Delaware garage.
Political analysts now wonder aloud: If the allegations against the current president were actually true, wouldn’t that mean Biden and Harris spent years actively covering for him? “Obviously not,” said the same sweating official. “The only logical explanation is that they were protecting a different former president—one whose name just so happens to rhyme with ‘Bill Clinton.’ Pure coincidence, we’re sure.”
At press time, TDS News had reached out to the Clinton Foundation for comment, but the only response was a pre-recorded message of Bill laughing warmly while boarding a private jet with a suspiciously young female passenger.

Unfortunately, due to School I will more than likely be closed Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of next week prior to the Thanksgiving holiday. I have some appointments left for tomorrow.

 Whether it’s a routine haircut, or something special for the holidays, Off Main Street Barbershop is your place! My name is Nathaniel. Landis, I am the owner. I’ve been cutting hair for about 21 or so years. Through the years I’ve seen the styles change, come, and go. The only thing consistent in this industry is that I have a relatively steady wave of disappointed customers coming from other shops that do not feel listened to. Well, that’s why I’m here! If you were looking for a haircut that suits your personality and lifestyle, come on in. Perhaps you already know exactly what you want, maybe you don’t have a clue. I do not impart my opinion on haircuts, rather let the hair and you do the majority of the talking in that regard. Basically, that means that you are not going to walk out of my shop with someone else’s haircut. You will leave with your haircut. Once again, this is not my opinion. It’s really pretty simple, It’s just a simple process of actually listening to what you say, and looking at you and your hair.
Other shops seem to already have an idea as to what you should look like. I pride myself on my reviews. They let me know what my customers think after I give them a haircut. Please take some time to look online at my reviews, come on in I guarantee you will not be disappointed!

Just letting all of my customers know that we are finally open at our new location! Off Main Street Barbershop is now located at 1401 Avenue D Snohomish, WA 98290. It has been a long remodel, but I am really looking forward to getting back to business now. This will be a long-term hopefully permanent location for my Barbershop. Come on in and see the new place. I truly hope you like it as I made it for you as much as I made it for me. The city of Snohomish now has a reliable Barbershop. Please come in and take a look, book an appointment, or just say hi! I really want this to be a community, Barbershop, that the people of Snohomish and the surrounding community enjoy for years to come! I am the owner, Nathaniel Landis, and I look forward to seeing you! 

CHAPPY!!!!

Just letting all of my customers know that the last day of me cutting hair on Maltby Road will be February 16. I will be relocating my Shop to 1401 Avenue D in Snohomish. Of course the name will stay the same. Off Main Street Barbershop will tentatively open the first or second week of March. This is a little bit up in the air because I am doing a full build out to create a space that not only looks, but feels as comfortable yet elevated as I want my customers to feel. I can’t wait to see you all there!

Owner/operator Nathaniel Landis

If you want to know, if you are talking to a bot, ask for its middle name. So awesome. Almost instantaneous relief.

I will be on vacation and the shop will be closed the week of July 31 through August 4. I will open back up Monday, August 7.