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Virgo slander will NOT be tolerated under this post. 😂♍️

Listen… I said what I said: Virgos might be one of the most hated signs because we will come into your life, organize the mess, tell you the truth you didn’t ask for, help you level up, love you hard, stay loyal way past the expiration date… and somehow WE still end up being the problem. 😭😂

And yes, I said God is a Virgo. Argue with the ceiling fan because I’m unavailable. 🤣 The way life will humble you, redirect you, make you uncomfortable, and then later you realize, “Okay… I actually needed that”? VERY Virgo-coded if you ask me. 😂

Now before the other zodiac signs come running into the comments with “Well MY sign does that too…” congratulations. 🎉 This video is not about y’all. 😭 Please gather your sign, your moon, your rising, your birth chart, and exit through the nearest available door. 😂 This is Virgo business.

And yes, we have a few questionable Virgos floating around out there. I’ve met them. We’re currently reviewing their membership. 😂♍️ But overall? We love hard, help hard, think hard, and will absolutely try to elevate the people we care about, even while getting on your nerves in the process.

So if a Virgo has ever helped change your life, made you get your stuff together, loved you when you were a hot mess, OR irritated you so badly that you accidentally became a better person… sound off in the comments. 😂♍️

Happy Virgo Season. And no, I will not be taking questions from the other 11 signs at this time. 😌😂

Life really has a way of looking at the plans you made and saying, “Oh, that’s cute.” 😂

You can have the year mapped out. You know what you’re going to accomplish, what you’re going to fix, where you’re going, what you’re going to start and exactly how you think you’re going to get there.

And then life says:

I like your plan…but we’re going to do this a little differently.

And if you’re a Virgo? 😭😂 You already know how disrespectful that feels because WE HAD A PLAN.

But I’m learning that sometimes life takes you through a route you never would’ve willingly chosen.

You won’t understand it while you’re in it.

You won’t enjoy every part of it.

Some days you’re going to be tired.

Some days you’re going to question everything.

And some days the motivational speech you’re waiting for isn’t going to come from anybody else. You’re going to have to give it to yourself.

I’m still walking through my own storm, so I’m not speaking from the finish line. I’m speaking from somewhere in the middle of it.

Don’t give up before you get the chance to see what was waiting for you on the other side. 🙏

I’m convinced September Virgos don’t talk to themselves…

We simply review the evidence before making a final decision. 😂♍

Call it what you want.
I call it quality control. 🤣

Now don’t ask the August Virgos… they’re a whole different department. 😂

At some point…
you stop choosing what feels familiar…
and start choosing what’s right for you. Growth isn’t always comfortable…
but neither is staying the same.

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Let’s be honest… if a Virgo says something, you might as well go ahead and write it down. 😂♍ Fun fact: Virgos are ruled by Mercury — the planet of communication and intelligence — which basically means we don’t speak unless we’ve already analyzed it 47 times in our head. It’s not that we want to be right… it’s just that we already thought about every possible outcome before you even finished explaining yours. And when it plays out exactly how we said? We don’t even celebrate. We just blink slowly like… “Oh. You see it now?

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You ever wake up, have a whole mental staff meeting with all the versions of yourself, and decide today is gonna be calm, peaceful, grown-woman energy…
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