False Nostalgia - Shiny Scents & Sundries

Star Wars Inspired Soy Body Butter - 4 oz - Blue Milk This is our most-loved product - soy body butter. It involves goats milk, sunflower oil, soya oil, vitamin E, meadowfoam oil, jojoba oil, soya milk, aloe vera and other shiny things. This is super rich and thick, nothing like the luh-suh that youd find in certain big brick n mortar stores. This list...

Deadpool Inspired Soy Body Butter - 4 oz - Daffodil Daydream This is our most-loved product - soy body butter. It involves goats milk, sunflower oil, soya oil, vitamin E, meadowfoam oil, jojoba oil, soya milk, aloe vera and other shiny things. This is super rich and thick, nothing like the luh-suh that youd find in certain big brick n mortar stores. This list...

Wooden Soldier - Fallout inspired fragrance - MacCready Wooden Soldier - your favorite merc, RJ MacCready. Mutfruit (*snicker*), peppercorn, patchouli and sandalwood, ending with a blast of gunpowder. (This is an unexpected favorite! My testers love it!) This listing is for a 7 ml roll-on perfume/cologne. These are our fragrances blended with a carrier o...

Blue Milk - SW inspired perfume fragrance - fizzy cream and blueberries Farm-fresh bantha milk with a dollop of sugared blueberries, topped off with rich creamy fizz. This listing is for a 7 ml roll-on perfume/cologne. These are our fragrances blended with a carrier oil (Sweet Almond Oil) that is natural, non-greasy, and holds the scent longer than perfumers alcohol. Th...

Shop is up and new scents are being added right now! Body butters are coming, too!

The Chosen One - Anakin inspired cologne/perfume fragrance The Chosen One This took longer to develop than any other fragrance Ive made. Why? Anakin Skywalker, The Hero With No Fear, is my favorite fictional character. Humble beginnings of sand heated by twin suns blended with a single desert flower that can change the entire galaxy. This is followed by pep...

I promise the Etsy shop will be open soon! We've been selling our new perfumes in our Facebook group. It's at https://www.facebook.com/groups/532333773457590/ if you want to join. I highly recommend it, everyone is nice and fun and they get everything first!

Coming soon to Etsy: first set of Fallout 4 perfumes.

Nuka Cola (and a Cherry version - Quantum is coming soon)
Nick Valentine
Danse

Ready in two weeks:

Just opened the shop for the first time this year! If you don't see what you want, just let me know.

falsenostalgia Perfumes, made-from-scratch soap, and other such items inspired by the Big Damn Heroes of Firefly, the *fantastic!* Doctor, who burns at the

Sooo... it's perfume makin' day! Turn Left, Ruby's Knife, and Raised From Perdition have been requested. Any others before I print labels with this virgin printer?

Body butter: what would you like to buy? You're A Star, perhaps? Oh, and current orders will include flower-shaped soap samples of Widow Queen. :)

Orders from last week will include a fun little surprise - Dalek and TARDIS shaped soaps in "You're A Star" or sweet springtime soaps in Saturday Morning. :)

Saturday Morning, Cape Rouge, You're A Star, and You Know Nothing are now available, along with everything (except those that I accidentally deleted while dodging a crying toddler, oops). Thank you all!