Sharper Bob, A Barber Shop

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Bob says, “Flag purchased in 1976 by a Vietnam vet. Never before been hung. On loan for its 50th year sail-o-bration.”

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Sharper Bob says: FOR SALE (by owner)
Batteries included. Both sold separately.

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Bob says, “As a public service reminder this holiday season:  Beer’s a downer!  Cocktails! Hard Liqueur!  and Spirits! are what really give you a lift.”

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Bob says, “A pretty young thing is coming.”

Bob says, “Tariffs and rush fees apply.”

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Gone to Upper Main seeking a bit of fame. Leave a message.

Look you down into your well. If you can, you'll see the world in all his fire.

“Hot Now” 2:30 open chair.

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Bob says “SUNDAY SPECIAL: Each haircut is eligible to a free cat.

Beware: Sometimes a simple house kitten may appear to morph into increasingly larger cat, such as a bobcat, a leopard, or a tiger. Growl!”

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Bob says, “Put a bird on it this weekend.”