Monster Herbal Blends

🎃🫖 ALL OCTOBER LONG: FREE TEA SAMPLES! 🫖🎃

Because treats are better than tricks. 👻

For the entire month of October, EVERY physical order placed through MonsterHerbalBlends.com OR our Etsy shop will receive:

✨ 2 FREE TEA SAMPLES OF YOUR CHOICE! ✨

Yep. Every. Single. Order.

🫖 Shop our website or Etsy (links in 1st comment)
🫖 Pick ANY 2 teas you’d like to sample
🫖 Enter your two tea choices in the ORDER NOTES at checkout
🫖 We’ll tuck them into your package FREE!

No coupon code. No minimum purchase. No hoops to jump through.

Forget to leave your choices in the order notes?
😈 Then the Monster gets to choose for you! We’ll surprise you with two samples we think you should try.

It’s the perfect excuse to finally taste that blend you’ve been eyeballing… or discover a new favorite without committing to a full bag.

🎃 Valid October 1–31, 2026
📦 Website & Etsy orders
🚫 Digital orders are not eligible
🫖 Two complimentary tea samples per order

YOUR INNER MONSTER WANTS TEA. 💙

That is all!

Something new is coming! Our most effective nighttime tea yet!

Just wanted to check in on everyone! Where is everyone from? Georgia here!

👀 So… we built a thing.

It gives you stuff.
You don’t know what stuff.
That’s kind of the point. 😂

THE MONSTER MACHINE IS COMING. 👹🎟️

Who wants the first turn?!

🧴💕 I NEED 3 PRODUCT TESTERS! 💕🧴

We’ve been working on something BRAND NEW at Monster Herbal Blends, and now I need a few brave humans to put it to the test!

Each Tester Set includes:

✨ 1 FULL OZ Cloud Butter Whipped Body Butter
✨ 1 FULL OZ Sugar Body Polish
✨ Both scented with our new Sweet Orange + Amyris + Clary Sage blend

That’s 2 full ounces of product for only $8, SHIPPING INCLUDED! 📦💕

But there’s a catch… I actually want your opinion! 👀

Use them. Smell them. Scrub with them. Slather yourself in them. 😂 Then tell me what you REALLY think about the scent, texture, feel, and overall experience. Good, bad, weird, obsessed… I want honest feedback!

💗 Once you complete your feedback, I’ll send you a $5 shop credit as a thank-you for helping me test these little monsters.

🚨 ONLY 3 TESTER SETS ARE AVAILABLE!

To get one, you’ll need to purchase the Tester Set through our Etsy shop.
👉 LINK WILL BE IN THE FIRST COMMENT!

First 3 purchases get ’em! 🐷💕

Who wants to be one of my guinea pigs?! 😂

W**D? NOT AROUND HERE. 🌼

Dandelion has been used for generations to soothe and support troubled skin. And in Herbal Skin Rescue, it has backup.

🌼 Dandelion
🌼 Calendula
🌿 Yarrow

Slowly infused into organic jojoba oil to create a rich botanical salve for dry, cracked, chapped, irritated and overworked skin.

Soothe. Protect. Nourish. Rescue.

Sometimes your skin doesn’t need lotion.
It needs to be RESCUED. 🌿

Available on our website and in our Etsy shop!

🍍🩷 PRETTY LIMITED IS HERE! 🩷🍍

For my birthday release, I got my hands on something a little ridiculous… PINK PINEAPPLE.

So naturally, I made tea. 😂

🌿 White Peony Tea
🍍 Real Pink Pineapple
🌼 Honeysuckle
🌺 Hibiscus
🍋 Lemon Myrtle

Bright. Fruity. Floral. Amaz-balls.

No added flavors. No flavor oils. Just the real stuff.

🎂 Birthday Release • 09.13.26
Rare fruit. Tiny batch. No encore.

👉 MonsterHerbalBlends.com