EpidermiSpa

When your wedding is THIS weekend and you’re hoping one facial is about to clear months (or years 😭) of acne…

Baby, I’m an esthetician not a magician. 😂✨

Can we make your skin look and feel amazing after one facial? Absolutely. But when it comes to truly getting acne under control, we need time, consistency, and a plan.

If you have a wedding or big event coming up and acne is one of your concerns, I recommend starting at least 3–4 months in advance—and if you can give me 6 months? Even better. 👏🏽

That gives us time for: ✨ Consistent professional treatments
✨ A customized home-care routine
✨ Adjustments based on how your skin responds
✨ Time to address breakouts, inflammation, texture & post-acne marks
✨ Monthly treatments leading up to your big day

And PLEASE don’t wait until the week of your wedding to suddenly try an aggressive peel, a brand-new treatment, or completely overhaul your skincare routine. 😭 The week before the wedding is not the time for skincare experiments.

The goal is for those final appointments to be about hydrating, calming and perfecting your glow—not trying to undo months of acne overnight.

So if you’re getting married in 2027 and want to feel confident in your skin when you walk down that aisle… now is the time to start. 🤍💍

POV: we just spent the last hour laughing, gossiping, talking about life, sharing secrets, healing childhood trauma, and somehow I also gave you a facial… and now I’m supposed to CHARGE YOU?! 😭😂

Sometimes it genuinely feels criminal.

Yes, I’m providing a service. Yes, this is my business. But I don’t think my clients realize how much I genuinely enjoy THEM. 🥹

Some appointments we laugh until our stomachs hurt. Some we cry. Some we vent. Some we celebrate wins. Some we unpack life. And somewhere in between all of that, I’m over here dermaplaning, extracting, sugaring, massaging, or trying to get your skin glowing.

There are so many days when it doesn’t even feel like I just spent an hour “working.” It feels like I just spent an hour with one of my girls… and then Vagaro has the audacity to make me ask you for money at the end 🫣

I love what I do, but having clients who are genuinely happy to see me, and watching them leave feeling happy, confident, cared for, and excited to come back, makes what I do so much sweeter.

So to all of my EpidermiSpa girls: thank you for trusting me with your skin, your stories, your secrets, your tears, your tea, and your time 🫶🏼🥹

You truly make my job one of my favorite places to be.

…now tap that card, bestie. 😂💳

POV: You loved your appointment so much you’re not even making it out the door without securing the next one 😂

There’s just something about hearing, “Can I book my next appointment before I leave?” that makes an esthetician’s whole day. 🥹

Like… oh, so you’re saying you wanna see me AGAIN?! Immediately?! Say less.

And with the busy season creeping up, consider this your friendly reminder: if you already know you’re coming back, PRE-BOOK 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 APPOINTMENT.

Future you will be very happy you did, especially when everyone else is fighting for those prime appointment times. 😏

My regulars already know… we don’t play about securing that next spot.

📍 EpidermiSpa | Waukesha, WI ✨ Facials • Advanced Skincare • Sugaring

📲 Pre-book before you leave or reserve your next visit online

The way I know everybody’s skincare routine AND the entire season finale of their personal life. 😭😂

Baby, get on this table. We have approximately 60–90 minutes to exfoliate, extract, hydrate, investigate, analyze and discuss what that man had the AUDACITY to do since I saw you last.

Being an esthetician is truly a privilege.

“Ew, I could never do Brazilians.”

Okay… then don’t. 😂

Meanwhile, I’m over here gloved up, booked & busy, minding my business and removing yours. 😭

What used to intimidate me is literally second nature now. I don’t see “OMG A VA**NA 😳”
I see hair growth patterns, skin, technique, and a client who wants to leave smoother than she came in.

And considering Brazilians are one of my most requested services…

Y’all can keep saying “I could never.”

I’ll keep saying, “Go ahead and butterfly those knees for me, babe.” 😂

Respectfully… STOP GATEKEEPING YOUR ESTHETICIAN. 😭😂

I love when you tell me, “I’m not telling my friends about you because then I’ll never be able to get an appointment.” Like babe… I’m flattered, but PLEASE TELL THEM. 😂

I’m a one-woman business. I’m the esthetician, receptionist, marketing department, cleaning crew, inventory manager, content creator… all of it. Word of mouth is genuinely one of the biggest ways you can support my little business, and it costs you absolutely nothing.

And I’ll even PAY YOU IN SPA MONEY to do it. 😂

Send your people my way and give them your referral code. When they book their first facial, they get $20 off and YOU get a $20 credit toward your next service.

And if you’re worried they’re going to take all your appointments… PRE-BOOK, GIRL. 😂 Secure your spot and then release my information to the public.

I promise I will always do everything I can to take care of the clients who have helped me build this dream.

So yes… tell your friends to pull up.
Tell your mama. Tell your sister. Tell your coworker. Tell the group chat.

Please do not keep me a secret. I have bills. 😭😂

Ladies, if you’re ever questioning whether you’re strong enough, just remember…

You VOLUNTARILY make an appointment every 4–6 weeks, lay on my treatment table, and let me rip the hair out of your coochie. 😂

And then you PAY ME.
You THANK ME.
AND THEN YOU REBOOK. 😭😂👏🏽

BABE.

You ARE the strength. 😂

Does a Brazilian hurt? Yes.
Is it as bad as your brain convinces you it’s going to be? Absolutely not.
Will you question your life choices during a few spicy little pulls? Probably. 😂
Are you going to walk out smooth as hell and suddenly understand why women keep coming back? ABSOLUTELY.

First-timers come in like Cardi — nervous, feeling good, butterflies EVERYWHERE. 😂 Then 15 minutes later it’s:

“Wait… that was it?”

Followed by:

“Okay, so when should I come back?” 😭😂

Women are absolutely UNMATCHED. Strong. Powerful. Resilient. And apparently willing to do damn near anything for a smooth coochie. 😂👏🏽

So if it’s your first Brazilian, bring the nerves. Bring the butterflies. Bring the questionable life choices. 😂 I got you.

Welcome to the Brazilian club, babe. 💪🏽✨

I swear I start every appointment professional.

“What are your skin concerns?” “What’s your current routine?” “What are your goals for your skin?”

And somehow 20 minutes later we’re discussing childhood trauma, relationships, motherhood, family drama and every life decision that brought us to this exact moment.

But honestly, I think this is one of my favorite parts of what I do.

I’m a true empath at heart, a Ta**us ♉️, and a girl’s girl through and through. I’ve always felt like I’m pretty easy to talk to, and apparently my clients agree because some of y’all will give me the ENTIRE life story during the very first appointment. And I genuinely love that you feel comfortable enough with me to do it.

I’ve been through enough trials and tribulations of my own that I can relate to women from so many different walks of life. Sometimes I really believe there was a purpose behind some of the things I’ve experienced, because now I’m able to listen without judgment, relate when I can, share my own experiences and give some pretty solid advice when it’s asked for.

Of course, I always read the room. If you want 90 minutes of silence and relaxation, I got you. 🧖🏽‍♀️ But if you come in ready to talk?

Girl… pull up a chair.

Well, technically you’re already on my treatment table.

Some of my clients have become genuine friends, and that’s something I’ll never take for granted. You may come to me for your skin, but somewhere between the extractions, life updates and “GIRL, WHAT?!” we end up becoming besties.

Esthetician first. Empath always. Girl’s girl forever. 🫶🏽

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