The ballad of Ms. Slifko

Artist: Gary Larson
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Again, Api baabie brought me to the ground; literally.

What is best in life?

To drive your enemies before you and to defeat them and receive the lamentations of their women.

Did I offend him, did I offend her?

Chico was ok, however, he shot me in less than 8 balls.

Dawn still glares.
Well, OK, I guess.

Hank Roof's day was unexciting. I made sure of that.

Dawns stare still burns, as she passed me a fresh cool lager.

I slept hard in the Tilbury mansion.
Only to do it again today, however, this time I babysat uncle Hank.