Glasswing Massage

When Grandma is a massage therapist, you don’t get to just visit Grandma… you get put to work! 😂💆‍♂️
“Okay, today’s lesson is basic massage techniques.”
10 minutes later:
Grandkid #1: “I think I’ve got this.”
Grandkid #2: Already questioning every life decision that led to this moment. 😂
Apparently the family business is already recruiting! 🦋

My mom: “You’re always working. You need to relax.”
Me: “Mom, I literally own a massage business.”
Mom: “Exactly. So give me a massage and we’ll BOTH relax.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I became self-employed AND unpaid. 😂💀

😂 When your massage therapist says, “Just relax…”
Meanwhile, the tiniest client in the building is like:
“EXCUSE ME… I booked a 60-minute massage and I’m ready for my deep tissue!” 👶💆‍♀️
At Glasswing Massage, we welcome clients of all ages… although some of them are a little wiggly and refuse to stay on the table. 😂
Apparently, “lying still and relaxing” is not included in the baby package. 🤣

😂 POV: You said, “I’ll just work in the garden for a few minutes.”
Three hours later…
🌱 The garden is thriving.
🖐️ Your hand has become part of the ecosystem.
💍 Your ring is questioning every life choice.
😂 And somehow you’re still saying, “I’m almost done.”
Nature: 1
You: 0 🌿🤣

Just a little humor to start your week.

Client: “My shoulders are killing me.”
Glasswing Massage: “Say no more.” 😎
Pulls out the massage chair.
Shoulders: “Oh no… she’s got the hands.” 😂😂
Sometimes all you need is a few minutes, a good massage therapist, and a chair that has seen some things. 🪑💆‍♀️🦋

🇺🇸 September 11th — We Remember. We Honor. We Never Forget. 🇺🇸
Today, we pause to remember September 11, 2001, and the lives forever changed that day.
We honor the brave first responders who ran toward danger, the members of our military who answered the call to serve, and the countless families who carried unimaginable loss.
At Glasswing Massage, we are especially grateful for the men and women who protect, serve, heal, and care for others every day. ❤️🤍💙
May we never forget the courage, compassion, and unity that followed one of the darkest days in our nation's history.
United we stand. 🇺🇸
Always remember. Never forget.

When your muscles say, “We need to talk…” and your massage therapist says, “I brought the cups.” 😂
Cupping massage: because sometimes your muscles need a little extra pull to help them relax. 💆‍♀️🫧
You might leave looking like you’ve been attacked by a bunch of very determined little circles… but hey, those circles are doing some serious work! 😂
Come get cupped at Glasswing Massage! 🦋💜

What’s been going on at Glasswing Massage?
Oh, nothing… 😏
Just hanging out on the stairs, doing massage, you know… normal stuff around here. 😂💆‍♀️
Because apparently, when you work at Glasswing, even the stairs become part of the workplace!
Just another day at the office. 😉✨

🇺🇸✨ That’s a Wrap on Our Summer Campaign! ✨🇺🇸
What an amazing summer it has been! We’ve loved sharing our journey of getting out, exploring, and seeing the beautiful country we call home. ❤️🤍💙
A HUGE thank you to everyone who sent in photos and shared your adventures with us! 📸 Your pictures were truly a huge help in making this campaign so special. We hope you enjoyed seeing all the beautiful places, too—and most of all, we hope you and your families were inspired to get out and experience some of them for yourselves!
From breathtaking landscapes to historic landmarks and everything in between, there is so much to discover right here in America. 🇺🇸
As we celebrate Labor Day, we want to say thank you to all of you who work hard every day to make our communities and our country a wonderful place to live. We hope you take some time to relax, enjoy your family, and make a few memories of your own.
🌟 Thank you for being part of our summer adventure! 🌟
And remember… the journey doesn’t have to end just because summer does. There are still so many places to see and memories to make! ❤️
Happy Labor Day from all of us at Glasswing Massage! 🇺🇸