Caitlin at The Spa on West Main

Did you know there are perks to having my student observe your facial? If you see me this month, get excited for some extra pampering! 🥰

Oh My God Becky, Look At Her Butt!

they don’t know your skin. they can’t assess your barrier function. they don’t know the difference between dehydration and dryness, and what “works for them” could absolutely wreck you. send this to someone who insists on getting skincare advice from a Facebook group 🫣🙃

I use cutting edge technology in my treatments. Very clinical. This top of the line skin analysis device will point out your problem areas…literally. The default setting is diagnostic, but rumor has it she has aspirations of doing massage. Book a facial and see if she’s been practicing.

this has been a public service announcement from your neglected décolletatas™. she’s been aging unsupervised, holding tension nobody asked about, and getting zero credit for supporting your jawline.

anyway… book a facial. the whole situation needs attention.

i don’t do extractions to be mean. i do them because your skin is holding onto things it doesn’t need and i’m not going to just leave it there.

i’m joking. i’m not anxious. i’m extremely good at this. but “woke up confident and thriving” doesn’t get the same engagement does it 🙃🤷🏼‍♀️