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Atomic Elbow Massage is now accepting appointments again.

An update to my clients:

I’ve shut down my shop until further notice.

This industry just isn’t conducive to physical distancing. There simply is no safe way to do this job currently.

I wanna make sure that I am healthy enough to continue to be your massage therapist when this crisis has passed!

Please do your continued part to physically distance yourself from others. I love all of you and want you to be safe!!

Wash those paws kids!!!

To all my wonderful clients:

I want you to know that I am taking precautions to stay healthy and safe during this crisis, and in the event I feel any of the symptoms of the COVID19 virus, I will immediately cancel all of your appointments and reschedule you when we are all safe to come back to work.

Maria Egger Therapeutic Massage and I are wiping down everything in the shop after each client, and washing our hands thoroughly and there’s a bottle of hand sanitizer in the tiny lobby! We are on the case because we love you and we love ourselves and our families and want us all to be safe! ❤️

I also sincerely hope that each of you take care of yourselves, and in the event you feel any of the symptoms, or find out that you have come into contact with the virus, please contact me to cancel your session and reschedule accordingly.

That being said, I am a small business owner, and your patronage affords me the ability to live, and I am absolutely grateful to each and every one of you for your support over the 15 years I’ve been doing massage therapy in Delano.

If you are healthy, and well, and stressed the hell out and NEED massage, I am here for you,
and I thank you.

Sincerely,

Marta “THE Atomic Elbow” McKim

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