Wax Baby

I promise this little bag of chips is not your villain origin story. 😂

Girl…not eating all day is NOT a diet. No wonder you’re cranky, tired, dizzy, and ready to fight everybody, your body is running on thoughts, prayers, and audacity.

Now, is my little complimentary snack a balanced meal? Absolutely not. But it is one serving, it can help hold you over, and I promise it is not about to ruin your progress.

Please eat the damn snack. Your body needs fuel, and I need you conscious for this Brazilian. 😂

📍Williamsburg, VA

The wax got you bald. Aftercare keeps the skin skinning. 💖

You wouldn’t get a facial and then not wash your face again until the next one…so why are we abandoning the coochie until wax day?! 🤨

🫧 Cleanse daily with a pH-balanced wash. Products belong on clean skin, not on top of sweat and yesterday’s buildup.

💦 Moisturize daily to keep your skin soft, hydrated, and help prevent ingrowns.

🧤 Exfoliate 2–3 times a week to remove dead skin so the hair doesn’t get trapped.

Now use those aftercare products, I now they are full as hell so no excuses! 🩷

📍Williamsburg, VA

Growing up knowing how to put a condom on a banana, but not how to care for my own coochie is actually WILD. 😭🍌

We were taught to cover up, shave, and never ask questions because anything involving women’s bodies was considered “fast.” 🙄

Now I’ve created the safe space I needed growing up, where women can learn about their bodies without shame or judgment.

Wax it, trim it, or let that bush flourish…it’s YOUR choice. But the external skin still needs TLC! Wash her, moisturize her, exfoliate her, and treat those ingrowns. 🫶🏾

Brazilian waxes, coochie education, and no judgment? That’s the flex you think it is. 💅🏾✨

📍Williamsburg, VA

Life is gonna life whether we like it or not, but one thing we are NOT about to do is let it convince us that we’re anything less than THAT BITCH. 💅🏾✨

Shake that ass because you can.
Say your affirmations until you believe them.
Say NO to anything that disturbs your peace.
And remember: a bad day does not mean you’re not a bad bitch. 😂💗

Come for the Brazilian, leave smooth, encouraged, and reminded who the f**k you are. 🪄

📍Williamsburg, Va

You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL! (Oh, and your body is teaaaaa.) And don’t make me tell you again! 💁🏾‍♀️🫶🏾

Waxing isn’t supposed to keep you bald forever…let’s talk about it. 💁🏾‍♀️

Waxing is not permanent hair removal. The goal isn’t to stay bald from rooter to cooter for eternity.

If you need every hair gone the second it appears, waxing may not be for you, and that’s okay! But if you want less hair, slower regrowth, and smoother skin so you don’t feel like you have to remove it as often.…put the razor down and trust the process, baddie. 💗

📍Williamsburg, VA

Your freshly waxed coochie does NOT need to smell like Tropical Mango Sunset Paradise. 🫠

I hear you. I understand you love it. I understand it smells delicious.

I also do not care. 🫶🏾💁🏾‍♀️

The bikini area is sensitive, freshly waxed skin is even MORE sensitive, and overly abrasive scrubs can cause irritation instead of preventing it.

Your Brazilian aftercare should be GENTLE, fragrance-free, and made with sensitive skin in mind.

You can use my Zandiland affiliate code and get on top of your aftercare 😁🩷. Use code TheWaxBaby! Zandi Land Beauty ®

📍Williamsburg, VA