Amahlaya kphela

“1 missed call is enough ungafoni engathi nginengane nawe mina.”😤

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/︶\ Angini Sabi khon golozayo?

👮‍♂️:Uyaphi ebsuku so..

🚶‍♂️:Ngyaqala ukphaphelwa kanje since ngashona

Phendula nje nge polisa

I wonder how Venda
Babies Cry😭

👶 : "Ndiri Nyweee"

😂

🤨Yaze Yadelela iNtombazane
eSontweni... iYasukuma iShisa
Ugwayi eKhandleleni.. Ngethuka
Ngaze Ngachitha noBeer Wami🍺🤦

👩: "Cel ukuba nawe kusasa"

👦: "Ngek ngikwaz syozingela neynsizwa"

😋uphuthu🍚 ne colgate 😋🤸‍♂️

Shon okwakho nawe ukudla🙄

Indlela eya ka GRD.12
Ngathi ishuthwe ngemobicel
ivalekile

Usathi ufihla u R200 ephentini🥴

Uzwe uMandela emunca ubhontshisi

👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, why uma udla ugcina ngenyama?”

🧔🏽: “Wena ungayibuka i-movie starring sesifile?”

in a taxi
👶: mama
🧕: mmm
👶: siyaphi Singa hlambanga

🙍‍♂️:"Hey Bbe"🥰
🙍‍♀️:"Zola"🥺
🙍‍♂️:"Phuma ngila egetini lakini"
🙆‍♀️:"We Zoh ngise Jozi mina, why ungashongo before uze la?"🤷‍♀️
🙆‍♂️:"Bengingazi ukuthi awukho, ngibuyela emunva ke no R2000."😩
🏃‍♀️:"Awuu, Mana Bbe"🥰 ngicela ungilinde 2 minutes..!!"
🤦‍♂️:" 2 minutes usuka eJozi, usuyispoki yini?🤷‍♂️
🤦‍♀️:"No bengikwamakhelwane, sikubiza ngokuthi iseJozi."😩
🙎‍♂️:"Ohky, shesha ke simingawe la."😂
🧎‍♀️:"Haawu!!!, kanty unobani lapho?"🥺
🙍‍♂️🙎‍♂️:"Ngino mngani wami, simubiza ngokuthi R2000