Outie Things

Things for us Stylish Guys

22/10/2025

Archie looking like a Maadhir!!! The stekkies already queuing up 😎💈🪮
Current Special Promo‼️🚨
free delivery in South Africa! ⤵️
www.malandromall.co.za
Also available on Takealot

19/06/2025

“The scent.
The style.
The silence when you walk in.”

🧼 Clean
💪 Mean
💈 Maadhir-approved.

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Outie Things Pomade
👑 Water-based
🔥 Extra hold
💦 Washes out clean
👃 Manly cologne scent

NOT FOR BOYS.
FOR OUTIES.
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🛒 Available on Takealot
🌍 Or shop direct: www.malandromall.co.za

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insta: https://www.instagram.com/outiethings/
Takealot: https://www.takealot.com/outie-things-pomade-super-hold-100g/PLID91673876

Look like a Maadhir.
Feel like a Maadhir.
Be the one they talk about.
😎

28/10/2022

Classic Gentleman Look 🧐 or Mohawk Rocker 🤘
Outie Thing’s Pomade allows you to create the look that will make you Feel & Look like a “Maadhir”
while approximately taking 4.61 minutes to style 😉
✅Extra Strong Hold : performs like a strong wax / grease pomade, washes out like gel.
✅But doesn’t harden like gel so you can tweak / change your style as you please.
✅Washes out with warm water, no residue left AND does not damage your hair.
✅Manly cologne scent - perfect for the stekkies
✅A small amount goes a long way.
Barber Collection : Water Based Pomade
Main Ingredients are all natural.
Long Lasting & Malleable after application : Does not harden like gel.
Medium to high shine depending on how much you use.
Medium to Extra strong hold : Use on dry hair for maximum hold or on damp hair for a shiner and less aggressive hold.
100g
ONLY AVAILABLE ON TAKEALOT ⤵️
https://www.takealot.com/outie-things-pomade-super-hold/PLID91673876

27/10/2022

Classic Gentleman Look 🧐 or Mohawk Rocker 🤘
Outie Thing’s Pomade allows you to create the look that will make you Feel & Look like a “Maadhir”
while approximately taking 4.61 minutes to style 😉
✅Extra Strong Hold : performs like a strong wax / grease pomade, washes out like gel.

✅But doesn’t harden like gel so you can tweak / change your style as you please.

✅Washes out with warm water, no residue left AND does not damage your hair.

✅Manly cologne scent - perfect for the stekkies

✅A small amount goes a long way.

Barber Collection : Water Based Pomade
Main Ingredients are all natural.
Long Lasting & Malleable after application : Does not harden like gel.
Medium to high shine depending on how much you use.
Medium to Extra strong hold : Use on dry hair for maximum hold or on damp hair for a shiner and less aggressive hold.
100g

ONLY AVAILABLE ON TAKEALOT ⤵️
https://www.takealot.com/outie-things-pomade-super-hold/PLID91673876

09/02/2022

a CHEAT CODE for Full, Defined, Rich Beards that you can be PROUD of
the Beard Pen 🖋️💪
Our Beard Pen is a cheat code to simply and quickly give you a natural looking, sharp and full beard.
Quickly and easily get your beard looking richer, full, and more defined by using the beard pen.
Shape, contour, fill in patchy spotty beards to give you that confident, strong ALPHA look!
PRO TIP - even the girls can use it on their eyebrows
✅Natural finish
✅Waterproof & sweat-proof
✅Long-lasting
✅Patch free beard
✅Quick to apply
✅Simple to do
✅Small size, able to carry it around with you if needed.
❗Comes with a FREE brush❗
www.outiethings.com
or find it on Takealot 🔵⬇️
https://neon.ly/peAWq

09/02/2022

Patchy & Thin beard making you question your masculinity?
Your 60yr old aunty have a moustache & goatee that puts you to shame?
Hate the fact that your beard only looks good for such a short time after visiting your barber?
Be part of the Alpha, Beard Club 🧔💪
What do you call a man without a beard? A woMan! 😂
✅Natural finish
✅Waterproof & sweat-proof
✅Long-lasting
✅Patch free beard
✅Quick to apply
✅Simple to do
✅Small size, able to carry it around with you if needed.
❗Comes with a FREE brush❗
www.outiethings.com
or find it on Takealot 🔵⬇️
https://neon.ly/peAWq