Xhosa Jokes

ude ucele ipurse endodeni uphi utatakho?🤨

Usathi uyandityela kanti undothula umthwalo.

Sendifuna usophora ndilale, umuncu lomgqibelo.

lonto niyamyeka umntu aqhayise ngehule nilazi.💔

Uxolo baby ngonga bambi phone bendise toilet"
"Into ephambili kuwe kukunya ne?"

"Cela undithengele eza chips zinje🔺️"
"Undwebe ihala awazi neDonations"

"I'm sad, please send view once🥺"

Me:

Nijonge expiry date kwi lipstick zenu syafa kukurhuda after iDeep Kiss. 😭

Usathi uyazixhoma uve i radio isithi
"alcohol is free"
xa uvuya siwe istulo .💔

"can l take you out"
"Ndine ndoda bhuti
"Itheni ilambile nayo"

"Uchamele phakathi?"
"Unganya, umbi unje."